What do you call an honest trans person with kids?

trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolie-Albasri
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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My electronics teacher is creeping me out

He keeps talking about trans sisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripMyTime0192
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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first time posting here. (not a dad, just a 17 y/o kid)

Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.

>they were trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oksy_retard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My friend asked me why they could see through me.

I told them my kid was trans, which makes me Transparent

ehehe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StefDraws69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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My son told me to call him Judith from now on. I told him to call me See Through

Because I’m trans parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggelPlop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What do you call someone that got weight loss surgery?

Trans-fat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SousaBoy93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why were your parents so honest with you growing up?

Beacuse they were trans-parents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeastorFugu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I have a serious question...

So imagine you are transexual but suddenly one day you decide to stop being it. Then you are Trans former?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blaset
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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Along with gender dysphoria, my doctor wanted to address my poor oral health.

She prescribed me trans-and-dental medication.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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If I start to identify as an invisible man, does that make me a....

...trans-parent?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XIIXOO
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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If Optimus Prime and his wife got a child...

.. and that child took all the attention growing up, Optimus Prime would become "trans(-)parent".

EDIT: I meant "had", not "got".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poustimou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What do you call a father that has changed gender and is slightly invisible?

Trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manpatpost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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My movie script went through a big change

Now its a trans-script

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAmazingSoSo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My dad came out as trans so we accepted him as a man, my mom came out as trans so we accepted her as a woman.

It was honestly a surprise but at least they were both Trans-Parent about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental55555
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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why do children have trouble looking at their parents after a gender change?

Because parents become Trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shrinivas2098
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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So, my child told me on the phone they'd got a sex change. They could tell I wasn't too bothered...

I had become trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bredstikz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I just found out my son is transgender

Does that make me trans"parent"?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGabriel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Ever since my sex change my son acts like I’m not here...

Maybe it’s because I’m trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bennyblueberry
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why don't we see transgender people having kids

Because they become trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ronty17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call a mom who is very clear about wanting to change her gender?

Trans-parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mumpledump69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuxerKiller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I can't see trans people having children.

They would be trans parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/defa90
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I can never tell Kylie, Kendall, and Caitlyn apart.

I always forget which one is the trans Jenner.

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Me: *arriving at the office after lunch in a nice red dress.*

My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!

Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kjarkr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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What do you call it when someone who identifies as the opposite gender does something

A TRANS-ACTION

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Painogoldfish72
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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β€œDad, why are you partially see-through?”

Dad: don’t call me dad, call me mom from now on. I’m your trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superbone018
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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When my mom told me she wanted to be a man, I couldn't see her anymore...

Because she was trans parent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuitenantElo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why didn't the robot have any brothers?

Because it only had trans-sisters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picatso
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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How did the Verb pay for its gender reassignment?

By a trans-action.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?

Because he had a lot of trans sisters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcidReign999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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My Mom said my Dad can be a little feminine at time with his feelings.

My Dad responded that he was trying to be trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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My father identifies as a woman, but he never told me about it

He wasn't being very trans parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatTave
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Did you hear about the dad who swapped genders and now no one can find him?

He became trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/washcapsfan37
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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What do you call an older trans-person?

A trans-later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shotaro-Hidari
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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When is a mom joke clearly a dad joke?

When It's trans-parent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4STER_ROB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why can’t you see a transgender parent?

They’re trans-parent γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹γ…‹

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les-bullsnitchel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the trans lawyer who sent a settlement letter to a dentist?

It was trans-send-dental-mediation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What do you call donating to a trans charity?

A trans-action!

If you want to this is a link to a trans health hotline https://www.translifeline.org/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nandoah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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