Bing & Bing Puns

Two: stop referring to last year's junk food binge as 'the accident'

Bought-a-Bing, Bought-a-boom

Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.

We are strictly a Bing family.

Here's a mirror.

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"

Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."

Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"

Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"

Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

Bing!

Bing sings but Walt Disney.

EDIT: to avoid some possible confusion I’ve changed ‘and’ to ‘but’.

It goes back four seconds.

Credits to Cortana (or Bing)

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

So my 5 year old son always asks what I’m watching or playing (video games) and most of the time sits and watches for a while.

I had been binge watching The Office, so of course he would overhear most of the jokes. One day we were over our friends house who has a daughter my sons age. We sit down to eat some burgers and hot dogs, and out of nowhere my son belts out “DON’T DROP THE SOAP!”.

We all died laughing.

He shall be a good dad someday.

And I could barely keep myself from asking, "What about Yugoslavia lists?"

Shamelessly stolen from Chandler Bing, the master of dad jokes.

"I swear, this is the most convenient object I own. It appears my schedule would indeed allow for a light Netflix binge," he said, time-waistingly.

So my girlfriend and I were binge watching Netflix one day, and she always brings a glass of water with her and leaves it in the window sill next to my bed. At this point there were probably like 6-7 cups in the window because I haven't cleaned in a while. Anyways, she asks me "Can you put my bra somewhere? It's driving me crazy". To which I reply, "Sure, I'll just put it here with the rest of your cups". I cried laughing for hours over this, she never even cracked a smile.

I Binged and purged.

I'm watching the Purge trilogy tonight. I guess that means I'm bingeing and Purging.

This was to my younger sister.

Me: "what are you reading?"

Her: she holds up her book and the spine says "Binge"

Me: "So you're Binge reading?"

And she rolled her eyes harder than I've ever seen.

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