6:30 is the best time of day,
What is the best day of the year anywhere in the world?
October 10th
The day is a 10/10
What's the best time of day on a clock?
What's the best way to separate the wet days of the year from the dry days of the year?
What is the best tea to drink on Independence Day?
I found a joke contest the other day and really wanted to win so I submitted 10 of my best puns.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
What’s the best time of day to go to the dentist?
what's the best day of the week to poop?
What is the best day to cook food?
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
You know, I was looking at our ceiling the other day. It’s not the best...
What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?
A Pecan
but only if you pronounce it "pee can"
This is by far the best pun of the day , the journalist really drove the message home!
When's the best day to eat a big meal?
December tenth is the best day of the year
My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
I remember when I once had a friends named Eni. We were best friends until one day, she gossiped about me and stopped hanging out with me. The following day, a teacher asked me if a had any friends,
I responded with “No, not Eni.”
What's the best day to fly a kite?
It was 5 years ago to this day that my wife ran off with my best friend ...
My pun-themed Valentine’s Day gifts for my best friend :)
They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...
Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...
I once knew a guy whose entire career was based around rating the best ceilings for different houses. Ever day he researched the available options and what was best and worst about them.
I teach elementary special Ed, and my co-teacher and I joke back and forth all day. This is our most recent best.
Co-teacher: "Students name" came in and said he lost his throat.
Me: Oh no! Did he check where he last remembered having it?
Co-teacher: He couldn't say.
What's the best time of day to wash your engine?
Dawn, it's tough on grease.
To everyone who wished a Happy Father’s Day to “the best dad in the world...”
I’m very flattered, but make sure you wish your own dad a happy Father’s Day too.
You may think the best gifts are given on Mother's Day, but Father's Day is usually a tie.
What‘s the best day to cook?
When’s the best time of day to have pie?
This little fella hasn't moved all day ! Pro-cat-stination At its best
This little fella hasn't moved all day ! Pro-cat-stination At its best
My mom pulled the best dad joke I've ever heard at a Chinese restaurant the other day
Her friend had come along with us to the buffet and was eating something that I can't quite remember now, but she ends up asking "where is the duck sauce?" To which my mom, without even skipping a beat, blurted out the following words with not a single emotion on her face, "probably next to the quackers". I almost choked on my food I was laughing so hard. Love you mom
6:30 truly has to be the best time of the day.
6:30 is the best time of day!
What's the best time of day?
Six-thirty is the best time of day.
6:30 is the best time of day...
6:30 is the best time of the day.
What is the best time of the day, hands-down?
What's the best time of day?
6:30 is the best time of day.
What’s the best time of day
6:30 is the best time of day.
Today is the best day of the year!
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