A list of puns related to "Ben Collins and Luke Piotrowski"
Anybody got this script?
Synopsis: A widow begins to uncover her recently deceased husband's disturbing secrets.
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> It wasnβt just Embiid who angered the Hawks over the past few seasons. In 2018, while on a video game livestream, Sixers point guard Ben Simmons was trying to convince Timberwolves center Karl-Anthony Towns to continue playing, but Towns wanted to stop because Minnesota was playing Atlanta the following day. Simmons said Towns had βplenty of timeβ to play the video game because the Wolves were playing the Hawks. Simmons then laughed at his joke.
> Three years later, Simmons was the one people were laughing at with his performance against the Hawks in the playoffs β and Atlanta was the accelerant for the fire that happened in the Sixers organization this offseason with Simmons wanting out.
> βI donβt think weβre the sole reason for whatβs happening, but I feel like we shined a bright light on them and helped maybe expose or help show why Philly wasnβt doing what they were expected to do, which was get to the Finals, win championships and all of that good stuff,β Collins said. βIt definitely gives us fuel to our fire, and I feel like it does put a big target on our backs knowing that we took down a big dog. I know other teams are going to be coming for us and be prepared for us.β
A Storm Trooper!
A Stormtrooper.
Luke disappears and leaves the galaxy helpless against the First Order. Han regresses and decides to start smuggling again? Why? How could they both abandon Leia and the New Republic so easily?
So lemme get the straight:
So Luke knows Vader has atleast secondary involvement in the destruction of Alderaan, and even disregarding that, Vader is known as a hitler level kind of fucked up. His hand is chopped off by him, and Vader threatens to turn Leia, and yet in the end, does not give up and ends in Vader's redemption back into Anakin Skywalker. But Ben Swolo is suddenly iredeemable and must be murdered cuz BAD DREAM
And why does he fucking die at the end just for making a stupid shadow clone zoom meeting trick, is the force some sort of chakra bar now that if u use too much you fucking die? So much for being the son of the chosen one who was literally one of the most powerful force users to ever exist. It didnt even contribute anything to the trilogy. It just shut off Luke's arc and terminated any cool possibilities.
fucking bullshit
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>Stephen Silas said in the last 24 hours he heard from Doc Rivers, Steve Kerr, Luke Walton, Doug Collins,
Don Nelson about their losing streaks and their offers and support.
Only missing Scott Brooks from the list
From Slater's recent piece:
> Itβs not official, but itβs happening. MilojeviΔ and the Warriors have verbally agreed to terms, The Athletic can confirm. Expect an announcement in the coming days.
> MilojeviΔ has been eyeing the NBA for several years. Heβs been added to a few summer league staffs to dip his toes in the water. He was part of the Hawksβ Summer League staff in 2016, the Spursβ in 2017 and the Rocketsβ in 2018, which one Warriors source said would make the transition much smoother since βheβs already somewhat familiar with how we operate.β
> The Warriors had conversations with MilojeviΔ before last season, but the timing wasnβt yet right. It is now. MilojeviΔ joins a staff that is undergoing a reshuffling. Jarron Collins, Theo Robertson and Luke Loucks have left. MilojeviΔ isnβt expected to be the only addition. Mike Brown, Bruce Fraser and Chris DeMarco are among the handful of holdovers. Ron Adams is still expected to remain on in some capacity, perhaps even an increased one after taking a step back last season. All the shifting roles and responsibilities havenβt yet been finalized.
> Collinsβ departure leaves a vacancy in the front of the bench as the second assistant behind Brown. MilojeviΔ, sources indicate, isnβt expected to move into that seat. His hiring is on the player development side, with an obvious focus on big men, giving him an important level of responsibility in the growth plan for James Wiseman.
We know they both knew each other by name and Iβm sure they had encountered each other either at Anchorhead, Tosche Station, and even at Lars Homestead. But how well did they actually know each other face to face? Had Luke ever spoken to him prior to the events of A New Hope?
Preface: I watched ET while drunk and I can't get this out of my head
In the film ET the Extra Terrestrial we meet ET. He is a member of the Asogian species in canon. This species had a seat on the Galactic Senate before the start of the Clone Wars, we see a few of them in a senate pod as a cameo in a scene in Episode 1.
On force healing: Obviously we see Rey use it in the Sequels. If you believe it we see Ben use force healing in Episode 4 but that's not the point. We definitely see ET use force healing in ET, first on the dead flowers and later in the film on Eliot when he cuts his hand on the saw blade (ouch).
Now ET is definitely a force sensitive. We see him use the force to cause rubber balls to float and he makes Eliot's bicycle fly through the sky in the iconic moon scene. He establishes a mental link with Eliot. There's even a funny joke during the trick-or-treat scene where ET recognises a child dressed as Yoda and says "Home". If he recognises Yoda then he must be a Jedi.
So if you accept that ET's people, the Asogians, are a legit species, ET is a force sensitive being and that he uses force heal then force heal is indeed a legit force ability and not some Disney mumbo jumbo.
TL;DR: by my alcohol induced machinations ET is a Jedi (or at least a force sensitive) and he uses force heal, thus meaning that the force healing we see in the Sequels isn't some dogshit magic nonsense but is in fact a force ability established in canon.
A stormtrooper
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