At a restaurant this evening...

Waiter: "Here's that bottle of wine I'm sure you were waiting for."

My dad: "We were waiting with bated breath! Wait, if you've just eaten sushi, are you waiting with baited breath?"

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👤︎ u/exorcist72
📅︎ Dec 18 2013
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