Atomic Rulers of the World Puns

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Decided to give Death Stranding a go after the used copies became 1/2 off. I wanted to listen to the biggest problem rather than anymore of the dialog as fucking Maddox is more coherent when speaking than these hacks, but no.

This is during the walking around bits, and every single other minute of gameplay besides. From the time you start the game, it blocks your music. Thanks Kojima, you fart sniffing asshole. I hope sucking those Hollywood dipshits balls was worth it. God forbid someone drown out your shit character directing. I wouldn't want to miss the next riveting conversation from Mr. Die-Hard-Man (This is the dudes actual name) where he tells me the metaphor for connections and "Knots" is really clever for the fourth time.I don't even fucking mind the 3d modeled real doll looking mother fuckers they have on screen, it's the fucking dialog.

But anyway, what's ruining video games for you guys lately? Something specific, we all know the common bullshit Devs and publishers pull by now.

So I'm in a bit of a pickle here. I mean, you've probably heard of me, Dareios, grandson of Arsames the Achaemenid, right? No? Well, okay, I mean, I'm a pretty big deal - I used to be the spear-bearer of King Cambyses, you know? Son of Cyrus, conqueror of Egypt, pretty cool guy. So uh, Cambyses had this rivalry thing with his brother, Bardiya, and well… Cambyses went to campaign in Egypt and kind of just… died, and Bardiya - well, you know, this guy claiming to be Bardiya - said he was king now. Well actually, you know, come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it was before Cambyses died.

And this whole thing just struck me as weird, you know? The king dies, and suddenly his brother is king just like that? Or before the king dies, whatever. And everyone just forgets about me, the king's, like, almost his third cousin or something! How come nobody asked me to be king? So I figured something weird was going on, and thought, I guess Cambyses probably killed the real Bardiya in secret and that this guy is an impostor - probably some Magian called Gaumata or whatever. I mean, that's really the only way to make sense of the situation, right? It's pretty obvious when you think about it. Everyone else was probably thinking it too, they were just too scared to say it.

So I gather some of my bros - Gobryas, Otanes, you know, the crew, and we go to talk to "Bardiya", but I kind of end up, you know, stabbing him to death. Oops! But since there's no king now, and I was, like, basically next in line, I just went ahead and said "hey, guess I'm the king now :/". I went ahead and sent out letters across the realm explaining the whole thing - I'm actually thinking of carving it into a cliffside and shearing off the rock beneath, just to keep the record straight.

And now while I'm trying to govern, for whatever reason, there's like a dozen pretty big-name guys being all like, "hey, I don't think you should be king, bro" and "actually, I'm the real Bardiya". I even married Cambyses' sisters - also his widows, funnily enough - and the real Bardiya's daughter too. I don't get it, it's like these weirdos don't understand how monarchy works? I've killed and mutilated one of them to make that point, but despite this people still seem to have some kind of personal issue with me. I talked it over with Gobryas and he was like, bro, let's just go down the list and keep killing them when they try this kind of nonsense, let's not waste our time making sense of these unreasonabl

The UN is basically the all the countries in 1 organisation, so wouldn't the head of the UN be the ruler of all the countries, in a sense?

All of these digital codes are from my personal 4K collections, and I've decided to sell the digital codes that came with them. These are FULL CODES. I cannot guarantee that they will redeem in 4K depending on the various services. Check 4K Spreadsheet to be sure. All are US versions. Paypal payment only via Friends and Families are greatly appreciated but optional. Thanks for your interest.

 

All codes are from my personal 4K UHD collections:

 

Transformers: The Ultimate 5-Movie Collection - $25 (iTunes)

The Matrix Trilogy - $25 (Movies Anywhere)

The Mummy Trilogy - $15 (iTunes/UV)

Mission Impossible 6-Movie Collection - $35 - (iTunes)

 

• Miss Peregrines: Home for Peculiar Children - $5

• Independence Day: Resurgence - $5

• The Great Wall - $5

• Deadpool (iTunes) - $5

• Deadpool 2 (Movie Anywhere) - $7

• Huntsman Winter's War (Movies Anywhere) - $7

• Deepwater Horizon - (iTunes) - $7

• Glass (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Air Force One (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Black Hawk Down (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Star Trek (iTunes) - $8

• Star Trek Into the Darkness (iTunes) - $8

• How to Train Your Dragon The Hidden World (Movies Anywhere) - $9

 

Digital Codes From 4K Dolby Vision Movies:

 

• Transformers: The Last Knight - $7

• Justice League -$7

• Power Rangers - (iTunes/UV) - $7

• Atomic Blonde - (iTunes/Digital) -$8

• Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom- (Movies Anywhere) - $8

• Tomb Raider 2018 (Alicia Vikander) - $9

• Aquaman - (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Fantastic Beast: The Crimes of Grindelwald - (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Hunter Killer - $8

• Spider-Man Homecoming - $8

• Robin Hood (2018) - $9

• Godzilla King of the Monsters - (Movies Anywhere) - $9

• Shazam! - (Movies Anywhere) - $10

• Captain Marvel - (Movies Anywhere) - $10

• Toy Story 4 - (Movies Anywhere) - $10

• Moana - (Movies Anywhere) - $10

• The Secret Life of Pets 2 - (Movies Anywhere) - $10

• Despicable Me 3 - (iTunes) - $9

 

Bumblebee - (iTunes) - SOLD

Mortal Engines - (Movie Anywhere) - SOLD

Alita: Battle Angel - (Movie Anywhere) - SOLD

Ryan 5-Movie Collection - SOLD

MIB (Men in Black) Trilogy - SOLD

The Dark Tower - SO

Does anybody know where the rulers came from and where they lived.