β’ With their 37-14 victory over Cleveland at FirstEnergy Stadium on Sunday, the Cardinals improved to 6-0 for the first time since 1974 and for just the third time in franchise history (1974, 1922).
β’ Only once in franchise history have the Cardinals started a season with more consecutive wins than they have in 2021.
Franchise Record β Longest Winning Streak to Open Season
| Rnk | Year | Wins |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1974 | 7 |
| 2t | 2021 | 6 |
| 2t | 1922 | 6 |
| 4t | 1966 | 5 |
| 4t | 1923 | 5 |
β’ In franchise history, there have been just four winning streaks longer than the Cardinals current six-game winning streak to open the 2021 season, which is the teamβs longest since 2015 (9 in a row). A look at the longest winning streaks in franchise history:
Franchise History - Longest Winning Streaks
| Rnk | Year(s) | Wins | Games |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1948-49 | 11 | Games 3-12 in 1948 - Game 1 in '49 |
| 2 | 2015 | 9 | Games 7-15 |
| 3 | 1925 | 8 | Games 2-9 |
| 4 | 1974 | 7 | Games 1-7 |
| 5t | 2021 | 6 | Games 1-6 |
| 5t | 2014 | 6 | Games 5-10 |
| 5t | 1977 | 6 | Games 5-10 |
| 5t | 1975 | 6 | Games 5-10 |
| 5t | 1925-26 | 6 | Games 13-14 in 1925 - Games 1-4 in '26 |
| 5t | 1922-23 | 6 | Game 11 in 1922 - Games 1-5 in '23 |
| 5t | 1922 | 6 | Games 1-6 |
β’ With the victory over the Browns, Arizona improved to 4-0 on the road in 2021. The Cardinals now have wins in each of their first road games in a season for the first time since 2009 and for just the second time in the last 39 years.
β’ Just twice in the last 45 years (7 in 2015; 6 in 2009) have the Cardinals had more than four road wins in an entire season.
###OVERCOMING THE ODDS IN BIG ROAD WIN
β’ The Cardinals victory over the Browns on Sunday came despite head coach Kliff Kingsbury, QBs coach Cam Turner, LB Chandler Jones, DL Zach Allen and DL Corey Peters all missing the game because of COVID-19. Arizonaβs All-Pro C Rodney Hudson was also placed on the injured reserve list on Saturday.
β’ Kingsbury β who also serves as the teamβs play caller β tested positive for COVID late Friday (10/15). Assistant Head Coach/Special Teams Coordinator Jeff Rodgers and Defensive Coordinator Vance Joseph shared head coaching responsibilities on Sunday while 32-year old assistant WRs coach Spencer Whipple β who is in just his third season coaching in the NFL β called in plays collaboratively selected by the s
... keep reading on reddit β‘>>The chariot of the sun-god has only one wheel, which is known as SaαΉvatsara. The twelve months are calculated to be its twelve spokes, the six seasons are the sections of its rim, and the three cΔtur-mΔsya periods are its three-sectioned hub.
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>Bhagavata Purana, Canto 5
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8 January, 2045 - Lion 6 orbital shuttle
Geostationary Orbit, 140Β°E
Free-fall always played tricks on the mind. It was that inability to see the horizon, to determine up or down, that led to disorientation and a screeching lizard brain if one did not focus. For Starla, who had long since passed the millennium club - logging 1000 days in space - venturing out into the great empty void was still an anxiety-inducing prospect. Her sole lifeline to safety was the graphene-formed umbilical that snaked from Lion 6's open airlock and that was triple-fastened to her exovehicle suit.
It was a nerve-wracking experience even for spacewalk veterans, and Starla had found that the EV suit's sweat-wicking and air-conditioning properties were insufficient for the task. Of course, she wasn't the only one out here labouring in the strenuous conditions of zero-g.
No, her blimp-like orbital shuttle was one of a dozen that floated in the aether, floodlights and holoprojectors illuminating the dark and allowing the antariksawan to work in relative safety. From afar, they must have looked like jellyfish parasites, crowding around the skeletal silhouette of a voidcraft slowly taking shape from nothing.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
