A blacksmith doesn't care if he's giving you a headache.

In fact, he'll tell you that the best thing for a headache is an anvil.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
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What do you call a medication that gets you out of work for a couple days?

Aleve-of-absence

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Wife tells me to take something for my headache but I didn't want to. She hands me an Aleve.

I said, "I can't Aleve this."

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👤︎ u/p_noid
📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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My girlfriend unknowingly dad joked me

We were watching TV when she said her back was sore and the conversation went like this:

Her: My back is bothering me a little.

Me: Do you want an aleve?

Her: I mean I guess if you don't want me to stay.....

I was confused for a second till I realized what she thought I said.

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📅︎ Sep 29 2015
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What will I do if you hurt me?

Aleve.

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My uncle had a headache and asked my aunt for a Tylenol

She told him she doesn't have any but she's got Aleve.

I piped up and asked "well where you going?"

In the room full of about fifteen people, I got a big mix of groans and genuine laughs

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👤︎ u/JonSnuhhh
📅︎ May 21 2016
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I was just trying to enjoy watching Jeopardy with my dad...

At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.

I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"

Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."

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📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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Home on Leave

Mom: ... Yeah well you can't take Motrin and Aleve at the same time.

Me: So are you saying I can't take Motrin since I'm on Aleave?

Dad: That's my boy!

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📅︎ Dec 22 2013
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My wife said she had a headache

She: I'm going to take Aleve. Me: You can't take Aleve. She: Why not? Me: Because I need you here.

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