Aussies : No One can come without vaccination!

Djokovic: Ah, No 1 can come without vaccination.

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What desert do the bunnies rule over?

The Sah-hare-ah Desert.

Courtesy of my kid (does that break rule 1? Lol)

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I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

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2 monkeys are sharing a bath

#1: ooh Oeh ah ah!

#2: oh sorry, is it too hot?

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Conversation between 2 people.

Person 1: what's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Person 2: And what about the glue?

Person 1: Ah.... I knew you'd get stuck there

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My Dad's Bird Jokes

Number 1 Dad: You ever seen a oooo-ahh bird? Me: No Dad: Its a little 2 ounce bird that lays a 2 pound egg and says oooo-ah.

Number 2 Dad: You ever seen a milermore bird? Me: I don't think so Dad: Its a bird that likes to stick his head up his ass and whistle.. You can hear the damn thing echo a mile or more.

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📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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