I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
He loved the culture so much he changed his name to Kilometres.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
I watched it all unfold.
They were pretty in tents.
Now we all call him Dav.
That tower of theirs is sure an Eiffel.
Baking bad
"Doe!"
I took my mother-in-law to the airport
Don't worry, I won't belong.
Not too sure what to do in the Mean Time.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes," replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
Now I'm disoriented.
Let's GOOOOOoooooooooowwwww
(my 7yo daughter made this up and had me breathin hard through my noise for a split second)
Speak now or forever hold your pee
That was just one of the downfalls!
So I went home.
They ended up in Cairns
But it seemed like a Phishing attempt to me
An OK trip.
Cuz It's fucking intents
Apparently my response of 'only emotional' didn't FLY well!
“I’m board, are we stairs yet?”
He said "Tums"
The days were incredible, but the nights were in tents
It was touch and go from there on.
I just call it a Rowbot.
She asked me, “What are you going to do when you see it?”
I said, “Let’s cross that bridge when we get there.”
Call that shit not-see Germany
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
I should've made my wife turn right.
That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting
It was a Romantic gesture
They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"
The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says
>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<
You stick your foot out
Because it's important that everyone sticks to the plan.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
It all went south from there.
I watched it all unfold.
I watched it all unfold.
It was in tents.
I watched it all unfold.
