A colony of sealions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frexxia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Eat_Mop_Who22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first week was the hardest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a nudist colony of whales?
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...

She prevents ant-archy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?

It isn’t hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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A colony of bacteria walks into a bar. Waiter tells them they're not welcome.

The bacteria say, "But we're staph!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: β€œSee that cow barn over there?”

β€œI didn’t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingWilliamVI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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How do you find a blind guy at a nudist colony? Just look around - it isn't very hard.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I saw a sign at a Nudist Colony today...

"Clothed for Winter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Jokingly told Dad that I am thinking about joining a nudist colony and he came out with this;

"The first day is meant to be the hardest, you stick out like a sore thumb"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7891yc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2014
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A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I recently joined a nudist colony

The first week was the hardest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VissA-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATypicaLegend
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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So I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleDuckjob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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I recently joined a nudist colony.

The first few days were the hardest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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How do you pick out a blind man in a nudist colony?

It's not very hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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A hole has been found in the wall of a nudist colony.

The police are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ugh_wasps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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There's a hole in the nudist colony wall.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shashybaws
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2016
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