9½ Weeks Puns

This week’s winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

I mean, what are the odds?

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 12 year olds.

I am proud to say I hit one of them

-Gary delaney

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Elrond_Halfelven

📅︎ Feb 15 2019

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John Oliver's "Air Bud 9" pun made me laugh really hard this week

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👤︎ u/HashtagComic

📅︎ Oct 03 2017

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