What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
My career as a street fighter didn't last very long.
I broke my hand punching a curb.
Foo fighters
My dad when a foo fighters song comes on the radio:
“Have you ever heard of that band called the Flu Fighters?! They’re sick!”
Good one dad, good one.
Why were the Foo Fighters in the kitchen?
They had another confection to make.
What covid vaccine did Sagat from Street Fighter take?
Pfizer!
Pfizer!
Pfizer!
Sagat Tiger
Why is that fighter smiling?
Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?
They keep hitting bogeys.
When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?
What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?
The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...
What do pirates say on their 80th Birthday?
“Ayeee Matee”
(Say it out loud)
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? (X-post /r/jokes)
Aye Matey!
EDIT: Yarr Thanks far the treasure laddy, I do love me some gold.
TIL God is a Mortgage-free man (Happy 80th to him, too)
Who flies a fast plane and robs ships?
TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.
This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.
What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?
At grandpa's 80th birthday party. Cake time, cousin asked for milk followed by "What's the difference betweent 1% milk and 2%?"
Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"
Simple but made the whole table laugh
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye Matey
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
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