Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we β€œwould be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”

I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoopsrule44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Yeah, we know of how 7 ate 9. But we still haven’t found the culprit that 8 o’clock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneAndZer0s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My Dad just said this one in the drive-thru not 2 minutes ago

First Window staffer, who takes the payment: "Hi, it's $7.30 (said like 'seven-thirty')

My Father: "No it's not, it's only 1 o' clock"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefishwhisperer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What is a child most likely going to cry?

Whine o' clock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VoidyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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