6 Letter Puns

Is correct.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

I think to myself ‘Oh I used to say this joke’. So in my best pirate voice I laugh and say, “R!”

Smirking, my 6 yo replies, “Aye, you’d think so, but it ‘tis the C!”

Proud moment right there folks!

Clue:- that wasn’t a question

My experiment was a complete six-s!

When I tried making another account on reddit it told me my password needs to be at least 6 characters, but when it was it proceeded to tell me my password is "weak". Please help.

It’s because they both contain most of the same letters.

"I've just combined laxative and alaphabet soup... I call it letter rip!"

My 5 year old son is putting together a puzzle of the states, and as he’s doing so, he’s counting all the letters in each state (too see which has the most). He then comes to Tennessee.

Him: Why do we call it Tennessee?

Shouldn’t we call it… (as he giggles to himself)… Nine-essee?

We all groaned.

True story: My wife came home from her job today (substitute teaching) and announced that she had brownies for everyone. In her arm she had a box of store bought brownies. When the kids got the box they opened it up to find several letter e’s cut out on brown construction paper.

Technically a mom joke, but I thought it fits.

The direction the first letter faces.

I call it “Letter Rip.”

In the cover letter I wrote that I was looking forward to brightening everyone's day.

If anyone hassles me, they can expect a nasty letter.

She left him a John Deere letter.

ABSENTEE A missing golfing accessory

AUTOBIOGRAPHY The car’s logbook

AVOIDABLE What a bullfighter tries to do

BERNADETTE The act of torching a mortgage

BOOKCASE Litigation about a novel

BURGLARISE What a crook sees with

CABBAGE The fare you pay to a taxi driver

CAUTERISE Made eye contact with her

COUNTERFEITERS Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

DILATE To live long

ECLIPSE What an English barber does for a living

EYEDROPPER A clumsy ophthalmologist

GRANARY Home for old women

HEROES A guy manning the oars in a boat

HUMBUG Singing insect

LEFT BANK What the robber did when his bag was full of money

MISTY How golfers create divots

NONDESCRIPT Italian actors ad-libbing

NITRATES Cheaper then day rates

PARADOX Two physicians

PARASITES What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

PHARMACIST A helper on the farm

POLARISE What penguins see with

POST OPERATIVE A letter deliverer

PRIMATE Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

RECOVERY ROOM A place to do upholstery

RELIEF What trees do in the spring

RUBBERNECK What you do to relax your wife

TERMINAL ILLNESS Getting sick at the airport

SELFISH What the owner of a seafood store does

URINE Or you’re out

Smiles. The first and the last letter are a mile apart.

He opened the letter, and it was full of parsley. They had garnished his wages

Now everyone has to use Capitalized letters.

A four letter word that starts with f and ends in k. If you don't get it you have to use your hands.

Fork

I’ve done that. Now what do I do with the letters?

I know a bit dark, but all in good fun :)

The letters after the B

Eternity. It has 8 letters.

Daughter: Why are you so mean! Me: Well, I consider myself to be above average. Daughter: What's that mean? Me: I suppose I could assign each letter a value and then add them up and give you the mean. Daughter: Are you crazy? Me: No, that's how you calculate the mean. Daughter: I don't know what that means. Me: I don't know yet either, I have to calculate it. Daughter: Ugh, why do you have to be like this. I'll be home at eleven.

Game, set, match, Dad wins.

…the next letter in the Greek alphabet is pi.

"Do the letters TG mean anything to you?" He asked.

"No"

"What about RP?"

"No they mean nothing to me, " I replied.

"What about AH?" He asked.

"Look," I said, "am I suspected of something?

"No sir," he replied. "These are just initial inquiries."

Because all proper tea is theft.

Bonus:

Why did Karl Marx write in all lowercase letters? He hated capitalism. Why did the student drop out of the communism class? Because of lousy Marx. He's more classless than a Marxist utopia.

(While doing a crossword)

“There’s one here - postman with a heavy sack”

“How many letters?”

“…”

They wanted my resume and undercover letter. 😎

If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN, they get really upset lol

It's just a "q"with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line

(Someone always yells out “Arrr!”)

You would think so, but a pirate’s favorite letter is actually P. It’s like an R, but it only has one leg. ARRRRRRR!

The car dealer prepares it, and when the snail comes in for the car he asks “why the letter ‘S’ on the side?”

The snail replies “I want people to see me and say ‘Wow! Look at that S Car Go!’”

There were lots of L's.

[I pulled this one on my wife as we were rummaging through the display looking for the right letters for our guests' first names. I was afraid the joke was too obtuse, but bright girl that she is, she got it right away. She gave me a wonderful eye roll and said, "You had to go there, huh?" Our kids are in college now so we're empty-nesters, but I can still have a proud dadjoke moment sometimes.]

While many believe that a pirate’s favorite letter is ”R”, His first love be the “C”

The direction the first letter is facing.

A letter

What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, and never 5 letters.

I’ve done that. Now what do I do with the letters?

The direction the first letter faces.

There are 8 letters in alphabet

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The direction the first letter faces

I call it letter rip

I call it LETTER RIP