What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... “Because it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... “What’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
A man walks into the pizza shop and orders a pizza. The worker asked if he wanted it cut into 4 pieces or 6 pieces.
The man said 4 because he probably wasn’t going to eat 6.
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.
Clue:- that wasn’t a question
They took my 4’6” friend in for questioning the other day
I have to admit, he was a little suspect.
4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
What did the 4 say to the 6?
Nothing; Numbers can't talk.
Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.
That’s Horatio of about 3 to 1.
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
What has 4 letter, sometimes has 9 letters, never has 5 letters, but always has 6 letters
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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