5 Hydroxyindoleacetic Acid Puns

i am researching tests my loved one is supposed to have. I found a lab test for 5hiaa here: https://www.ultalabtests.com/partners/ultdirect/test/5-hydroxyindoleacetic-acid-5-hiaa-24-hour-urine

i believe you pay the fee then pick up the urine collection container at the lab or it comes in the mail (i don't know which) then we take it back to the lab

out of pocket this test is 906 dollars cheaper than going through insurance, this is a huge difference because there are 5 tests in total he is suppose to have. i am wondering if the test is really accurate this way or if is a scam, 900 dollars is the same as our rent.

Let's say you've got a time machine with 6 seats and a sheet of acid. Who are you picking up for your trip? Group composition is a factor (as in, how would they all get along?), but time travel shenanigans aren't in play.

I did Organic Acid Test and my 5-Hydroxyindoleacetic level was 0.28 which if i am not (and my doctor) mistaken. Its normal.

But, because I have terrible symptoms (most of which are symptoms of low serotonin), i took 23andme test and I realized that i carry the gene (rs909525(G;-) warning:2.22 18.64% Perhaps MAOA 3 repeats: Warrior Gene?) that causes high MAO.

Just my personal opinion dawg

I’ve done LSD 5 times now and i’d like to step it up a bit, but i don’t know how much is too much. I know I’m young to be doing LSD, but I haven’t experienced any bad effects, and I’ve only had good times .

Update: Yeah… after reading all 70 comments you’re all starting to make me think a little more about doing acid at all, let alone 2.5 tabs. After doing a little more research as well into the r/HPPD subreddit after someone commented telling me to, I think i’m gonna wait before doing acid again.

Fuck

Edit; lmao I meant 3.5 hours deep not 3.5 deep

I took a dot

This is so intense I needed to share with someone

So it won’t let me post for whatever reason and I’m not sure if it’s because the post is too short or what but I see a lot of other posts that aren’t even as long as mine and I have no idea why my posts won’t post. Is my tolerance fucked or can I still redose?

See page 14. https://www.fda.gov/media/153447/download

has anyone had a trip like this?

I havent got any visuals yet. I did feel some euphoria that i would feel on the come up of shrooms but still no visuals. If im not seeing it by now then is that the peak? I was also thinking of smoking to jump start the trip

Recently bought five tabs of acid to do over a couple different trips and now i lost them. They were in a ziploc bag in a drawer where I keep all my precious valuables and now they’re not there and I tore my room and house and car apart and it’s nowhere and I think I somehow accidentally threw it away. But I dug through the trash in the garage and it wasn’t there just my girlfriends vomit from New Years so I think my acid just transcended and returned to the psychedelic realm and took the ziploc bag with it because literally nothing else makes sense.

Hello. I'm looking for a v e 25v hm. Have a decent list to choose from. Like the title says I'm offering a 5:1 trade. Your choice of 1 legacy or Gilded mini. 2 other items from the list, 200 of each flux and 4k acid. Hopefully you can find a bundle you like. If not, I thank you for looking. I'm heading to bed, so if I don't respond I'll get back to you in the morning. Happy hunting.

Goodies to trade:

Apparrel: Yellow asylum. Black hazmat. Blue ridge outfit w/mask. Emmett hazmat. Crazy guy. Winter man. Skull lord suit. Swamp camo hazmat. Urban scout mask

Weapons:

Zues

AA ss s grog axe

AA e 90 lever.

AA e a mini

AA pa s sheep staff.

AA ss 90 sheperds crook

AA 50c25v radium.

AA ffr a plasma pistol

AA 50c15v railway.

Ari e 15rl hm

B ss s pole hook.

B ss s guitar sword

B e a lever.

Exe 50c25v hm.

Exe pa 90 tenderizer.

Exe e 25v 50 cal.

F ffr 15rl 50 cal.

F ffr 90 mini

Gourm ffr 15rl 50 cal.

Gilded mini

I ss s meat hook.

I ss 90 sheep club

Jug e a 50 cal.

Jug ffr bs hm

Jug 2525 hm

J ffr 15rl hm

J 50c15rl railway.

Mut ss s Tambo

Q e 90 combat shotty.

Q 50c15v plasma pistol

Q +25dmg 25v enclave true flamer with standard capacitor, stabilized stock and reflex sight

Q 50vhc50dr plasma rifle.

Q e 25v assault rifle

D 50c15v hm.

Fixers:

GS e 15rl.

V ffr 250

TS rap 25v

Q rap 25v.

Exe ffr 15rl.

AA ffr 15rl

Gourm e 25v.

Ms e 25v

TS e 250 gauss.

TS e 90 gat gun

TS ffr 50dr hm.

V rap 25v bow

V 50c15v cryo.

V e 250 mini

V ffr 90 laser.

V ss bs machete

V ss mmg.

V e 50dr railway

V e 25v assault rifle.

V 50c50dr plasma pistol

V e 15v lever.

V 2525 tesla.

V ffr a 50 cal.

First things first, I wanna throw this out there that I am 15, and I know I am completely stupid for taking a drug as intense as acid this young, and I sure as hell won’t be touching acid again after my experience.

With that aside, around 5 months ago I took 3 tabs of LSD with my friend who is familiar with acid (not really sure how much were in the tabs), and it started off as a fun trip. Me and my friend were laughing at the stupidest shit, such as a spider literally crawling up the wall, haha I remember that part. Around 30 minutes later, wasn’t feeling much so I smoked a little bit of weed after that it really started to kick in, full blast. I did not feel real, I felt like I was going to lose it at any moment, my friend was on the phone with his girlfriend and I remember him talking about how he hopes my brain isn’t fucked up, which made me worry a lot more. It sure as hell was acid, the walls were morphing, everyone’s face shape just looked so weird to me. The only cool part of that trip was the weird misshaped faces I kept seeing on my friends. One of the worse parts about that trip was the fact that I threw up everywhere, like all over his wall and everything. It wasn’t fun at all. I also remember closing my eyes and opening them and waking up in a new point in time as if I just went to sleep, which I know doesn’t commonly happen on acid. Thankfully I was somehow able to sleep off most of my trip, and I was still feeling funny for a couple days, but I knew this was gonna happen, I knew I would feel it a few days after so I wasn’t really worried

Fast forward 5 months later and here I am questioning my reality. I still smoke a lot of weed, other than that, nothing else. It feels like I just live in a different perception than anyone else, Nothing seems right to me and life has just gotten a lot more bland. In school I always just get these weird feelings like i’m tripping on acid, but i’m not obviously. It was so bad today that my mom ended up having to pick me up from school. It feels like i’m mentally drowning and there’s no way to stop it. There are few times where I feel normal, such as when I am talking to people, or doing something such as playing games. Even then, something is still off and I don’t know what it is.

I’ve been living like this for 5 months and it feels like things will never return back to normal. It sucks so bad. I’m venting here because I have no one else to vent to. I am talking with a psychiatrist but I haven’t told her

Anybody experience this and how to tackle this ? I heard people say their PPIs stopped working suddenly after months but for me it happens in days.

Or.. is it simply the case that the other methods are just more attractive?

Just wanted to share because I know my case isn't common but recently I took my first trip on psychedelics and took a much larger amount than most. At hour 0 me and my best friend both male took 2.5 tabs of acid (no idea on dosage but was 100% at least 100-150ug. And I took yes here it comes an untested not measured pressed pill of supposed ecstasy. Personally I trust my plug well and consider myself a good judge of character but I know half the time even they don't know so totally possible shit was laced. I got 3 pills from the plug they seemed to be different sizes so I assumed if I had to that they were dosed at something like 150-200-250 and I took the biggest one directly after the acid. Here is my first ever trip report, I've never considered myself to be a good storyteller through text but I love answering questions and sharing experiences and my thoughts so please feel free to ask I check this about half of the week. Also let's call my best friend tom. Also I know my Grammar is utterly terrible just so everyone is clear I just couldn't care less. Also me and this friend also tried to make and then dose equally roughly 5g golden teacher tea and both admitted to a different kind of high but no visuals whatsoever and we just were laughing a shit ton so we truly wanted to trip balls, that being the reason for the ridiculous first true trip.

0000- initial dose of 2.5 tabs of acid and hit of ecstasy taken by me, and Tom took the other 2.5 tabs but no ecstasy he personally didn't feel ready as this was our first serious trip where we expected to have some visuals and good time. I have past experience of a singular tab of acid split half and half also with Tom to which we both agreed that if there had been any effects they weren't noticeable. I have also in the past experimented with a few different substances including Inhalants and pills ranging through Gasoline huffing, whippets, percs, benzos, adderall, and I'm a daily stoner. So I have a decent depth of knowledge to scale highs and visual types.

0015- I was already swearing that I felt my stomach getting warm and starting to talk a bit more than usual. Tom reports no effects

0045- at this point Tom and I have both smoked around 2gs of bud and about a quarter gram of moon rocks. I'm reporting that my body feels very floaty and that I'm definitely feeling something beyond stoned. Tom is adamant he's just stoned and starting to worry he wasted his money throwing in, I reassure him with a post on Redd