So in reality, they aren't just passionate and caring voice actors who remember that they always do this "for kids." It's like on The Simpsons when they found out where "Mr. Sparkle" came from: Mostly really sad.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Being as I ran out of space in the first one, I made this second part.

Doozy Bots / Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 / Wing

This doesn’t technically count, because Doozy Bots was not the product of some American studio not understanding anime, rather it was the product of Sunrise not understanding the American market. It was just a bad idea overall, this was after shows like Robotech had aired, it was the early 90s, kids didn’t want a show like this anymore. So it was simply not picked up and remains a “What If?” Interestingly though, some elements of it were used for SD Gundam Force, which did air in the US. This was one of the weirder things on the list, because it was just a bad concept to begin with. And even worse, the wheelchair kid became the Guntank in this!

It took until 2000, to finally see Gundam on TV and it was worth the wait. Because in 2000, we got Mobile Suit Gundam Wing(Narrated by Optimus Prime himself, Peter Cullen) on Toonami. The daytime version had things such as blood, the word “kill” and profanity censored, but the Midnight Run version was fully uncensored, making it the first time something had run uncensored on Cartoon Network. In this sense, it was history for anime in the US.

Following the success of Wing, the original series, Mobile Suit Gundam, aired on Toonami, but was quickly cancelled due to the 9/11 Attacks. Due to media censorship of violence and war, a lot of shows were temporarily cancelled, but came back soon after, except for Gundam. What happened exactly? We don’t know exactly, it had great ratings, so why wasn’t it brought back? Allegedly it was due to the animation being old, the Network felt it would be “Too distracting” for viewers and just didn’t bring it back. There were also rumors that Zeta would be aired, but it never did.

The animation quality is based off of a leaked internal memo from Cartoon Network. It makes sense, but the ratings were good, so ultimately 9/11 was an excuse.

• Toonami became the home of Gundam in the US, up until 00, which aired on SciFi's AniMonday. The latest series, Iron Blooded Orphans also aired on Toonami though.

• The US release of Zeta had its opening changed, due to a rights issue.

Sailor Moon

In the early 90s

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

The doctor says it terminal.

Pilot on me!!

Ecomi ($OMI) & VeVe app

“The stronger the IP of the brand, the more valuable the surrounding products can be” — David Yu https://www.ecomi.com/

First of all this is my first attempt at a DD so any advice will be highly appreciated. Let’s get into this...

ECOMI ($OMI) is a technology company based in Singapore and run by CEO David Yu, who not only has 17 established companies under his belt, he has also spent decades working “with intellectual property, licensing and branding, and specialises in bringing new products to national and international”. You can read in more detail on the link below on the companies he owns and worked with.

https://medium.com/ecomi/meet-david-yu-ecomi-ceo-eb1263c9dfd2

In short, David has a vast range of relationships with brands and IPs. Just some of these can be seen in the image below

https://preview.redd.it/2ddpt2t3svm61.png?width=700&format=png&auto=webp&s=0568986362680ced86c651cdeee5d56f16528533

In fact, thanks to his relationship with Alfred Kahn (now ECOMI’s head of licensing and someone I’ll touch on later down!!) David was the first person to bring some of the worlds biggest licenses to New Zealand and Australia, including Pokémon and Yu-Gi-Oh!!! I personally think the Yu/Kahn partnership is one of the most exciting partnerships and will be HUGE for the future not only for Veve/OMI but the wide NFT and digital collectable market.

ECOMI offers “a one-stop-shop for digital collectibles…..bringing pop culture and entertainment into the 21st century”. The Veve App allows users to experience true ownership of premium digital collectibles. Through the app marketplace, users can obtain common, rare, or one-of-a-kind digital collectibles, share these across the social network service, and exchange them with the Veve community via the marketplace, all from the palm of their hand.

Digital streaming, gaming, and in-app purchasing has become a multibillion-dollar market (I’ll find a link for something that supports this) and the next to join this digital trend is the pop culture and collectibles industry!

Yes that's right we have the future of all these brands in the form of NFT is available using Ecomi($OMI) on the VeVe app and when you add the licensing element as well it could be a powerhouse in the years to come. L

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?