I put a piece of wood in my garage and came back the next day and there were two pieces. The day after 4 and the day after that 8!

It was multi-ply wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justlikeyourmoma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he will never be there on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.

It was a stag party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenglempls
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.

Dark, wasn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monfools
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.

2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I can understand 4 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet and 8 feet

But I can't fathom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oshaboy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExplosiveLlama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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What did 3/4 say to 2/8?

You make me whole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Did you hear about the 4 men who were recently on trial for robbing a calendar shop of 8 calendars?

They all got 2 years each.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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What do Ο€/2, Ο€/4, 7Ο€/8, and 101Ο€/103 all have in common?

They're all a piece of pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMCToga
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2014
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echopse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline

Idk I’m the one who’s asking

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidsdyinginside
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…

I didn't even know they could knit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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What's a henway ?

About 4 lbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Girlfriend asked me what I would give up to get laid

I answered, "my virginity"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toboggan_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.

At this rate, he will never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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My math professor was late 16 minutes for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.

At this rate, he’ll never be in class on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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