I put a piece of wood in my garage and came back the next day and there were two pieces. The day after 4 and the day after that 8!
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Mar 04 2021
My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].
I told her she had to choose one oar the other.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Mar 08 2021
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
ποΈ 136
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οΈ Jun 20 2020
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
ποΈ 7k
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οΈ Oct 13 2018
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
ποΈ 33
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οΈ Apr 14 2020
Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).
The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldnβt bother question 8Dβs children about what they saw, since theyβre too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9Dβs kids will remember.
ποΈ 387
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οΈ Sep 04 2019
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
ποΈ 32
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οΈ Jul 17 2019
4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Sep 05 2018
I can understand 4 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet and 8 feet
ποΈ 60
π
οΈ Jul 12 2017
Do spiders outside of the US have 2.4 meters instead of 8 feet?
ποΈ 198
π
οΈ Oct 29 2015
What did 3/4 say to 2/8?
ποΈ 29
π
οΈ Apr 09 2018
Did you hear about the 4 men who were recently on trial for robbing a calendar shop of 8 calendars?
They all got 2 years each.
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Dec 19 2018
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Apr 21 2017
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
ποΈ 14
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οΈ Nov 18 2015
What do Ο/2, Ο/4, 7Ο/8, and 101Ο/103 all have in common?
They're all a piece of pi.
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Nov 14 2014
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ Jan 03 2021
What do you call a comedian who canβt remember the punchline
Idk Iβm the one whoβs asking
ποΈ 6k
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οΈ Jul 07 2019
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
ποΈ 1k
π
οΈ May 16 2018
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweaterβ¦
I didn't even know they could knit!
ποΈ 3k
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οΈ Nov 08 2017
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
ποΈ 135
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οΈ Aug 15 2015
What's a henway ?
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Jan 14 2019
Girlfriend asked me what I would give up to get laid
I answered, "my virginity"
ποΈ 26
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οΈ Dec 22 2015
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late to his first class, 8 minutes late to his second, and 4 minutes late to the third.
At this rate, he will never be in class on time.
ποΈ 10k
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οΈ Dec 13 2018
My math professor was late 16 minutes for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, heβll never be in class on time.
ποΈ 218
π
οΈ Nov 30 2019
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