What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnIdea3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... β€œBecause it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... β€œWhat’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.

It’s Three To One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7

But the odds were against them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdldew
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?

steven: even numbers

stephen: ephen numbers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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A man walks into the pizza shop and orders a pizza. The worker asked if he wanted it cut into 4 pieces or 6 pieces.

The man said 4 because he probably wasn’t going to eat 6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mopi_is_short
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monfools
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.

Clue:- that wasn’t a question

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drwtsn_thirty2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2018
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They took my 4’6” friend in for questioning the other day

I have to admit, he was a little suspect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fat-bandit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.

2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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What did the 4 say to the 6?

Nothing; Numbers can't talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heroicxpharaoh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.

That’s Horatio of about 3 to 1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bomtarnes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...

..but I never could find the 4-0-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echopse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon-Ymous929
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What has 4 letter, sometimes has 9 letters, never has 5 letters, but always has 6 letters
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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