Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?
Because he was 2 squared.
I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house
My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... “Because it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... “What’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.
My dad made another dad joke but this time it was die hard 5 instead of die hard 4.
You may have seen my other post a couple weeks back about die hard 4 and it got really popular and now my dad has made another joke and I want to prove to him that this was a bad one.
When the Russian guy was pushed off the building by mcclaines son and sliced by the helicopter, my dad said, “he got choppered.” Am I wrong or was this one a bad one?
Rachel McAdams' height is 5'4, which is the average height of an american female.
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
What's the difference between the Playstation 5 and the Playstation 4?
5/4 people will admit
That they are bad at fractions
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it??
Mount Rushmore was supposed to have 5 presidents instead of 4 because...
The artist forgot to plan ahead.
1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri
My 4.5 year old is on to me ... comes up to me and says:
“Hi, Dad, my name is Thirsty, can I please have a cup of water?”
What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.
Clue:- that wasn’t a question
Trying to hook up on tinder, but you are 5'4?
I can understand 4 feet, 5 feet, 7 feet and 8 feet
In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.
And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.
That’s Horatio of about 3 to 1.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Studies have shown that 4 out of 5 men will suffer from diarrhea at some point in their lives...
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters
What has 4 letters, but has 3 letters, and never 5 letters.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
What has 4 letters, sometimes 9 letters, never has 5 letters, and always has six letters.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
What has 4 letter, sometimes has 9 letters, never has 5 letters, but always has 6 letters
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
5/4 people are bad at fractions
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
5 out of 4 people admit
They're bad with fractions
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters?
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, and never has 5 letters.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions
According to a research, 5/4 people are bad at fractions.
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