2,4,6,8 all had a bike race
Why did the Star Wars movies came out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…?
Because "in charge of scheduling, the Yoda was."
I studied my taxes for a way to stick it to those crooks at the IRS. I decided to replace every 9 with an 8, every 7 with a 6, every 5 with a 4, every 3 with a 2, and every 1 with a 0. It’s not cheating.
It’s just a way to even the odds.
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
what has 4 wheels, sometimes 6, flies and you probably see it In your neighborhood once a week?
A garbage truck!!! Sorry, I know this one stinks. Total trash.
What has 4 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters but never has 5 letters.
You realize how I put a period and not a question mark? Well read it again.
I have 4 arms, 6 legs and 2 heads. What am I?
The Comcast guy said he would be at my house between 4 and 6,
but he was mean and showed up at 5.
Why are the first three movies of star wars, episodes 4,5, & 6?
Because, in charge of planning Yoda was!
Justine was 4 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up 6 months later.
First thing, she asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you.
Justine: No, no, no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Justine: Ohh, that’s actually not bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: [sighs deeply] Denephew.
10...9...My Dad was counting down. I asked why. 7...6... “Because it’ll be 12:57, he said.” 5...4... “What’s so special about 12:57?” I asked.
I discovered a slice of apple pie costs $4.50 in Jamaica & $6.00 in the Bahamas
Well, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
teacher: what are 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...?
steven: even numbers
stephen: ephen numbers
What did Rule #6 say after seeing the ICU joke reposted for the 6th time in 4 days ?
Rule #6: "What ! Am I a joke to you ?"
Dads on this sub too busy reposting to read the rules: "Hi Joke, I'm Dad"
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
A man walks into the pizza shop and orders a pizza. The worker asked if he wanted it cut into 4 pieces or 6 pieces.
The man said 4 because he probably wasn’t going to eat 6.
They took my 4’6” friend in for questioning the other day
I have to admit, he was a little suspect.
What did the 4 say to the 6?
Nothing; Numbers can't talk.
Lord Nelson was about 5 ft 6 inches, and his statue measures 17 ft 4.
That’s Horatio of about 3 to 1.
When I was younger I collected model trains, including steam engines like the 2-8-6 and the 4-6-2...
..but I never could find the 4-0-4.
1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9 don't like 5
Because 5 is mean to them
What has 4 letters, never has 5 letters and always has 6 letters?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
In charge of numbering, Yoda was.
2, 4 and 6 tried to defeat 3, 5 and 7
But the odds were against them
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?
In charge of scheduling Yoda was.
Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What has 4 letters, rarely 6 letters, but never 5 letters.
Clue:- that wasn’t a question
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, always has 6 letters, but never has 5 letters.
In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.
These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
What has 4 letter, sometimes has 9 letters, never has 5 letters, but always has 6 letters
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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