21 Hilarious 4+1 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…

I answered in my best yoda impersonation: ‘in charge of scheduling, I was’

My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.

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👤︎ u/Demonazzzz

📅︎ Feb 13 2022

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A mean pit bull.

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👤︎ u/gary6043

📅︎ Nov 29 2021

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4 puns in 1

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Oct 12 2021

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4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar

The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke

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👤︎ u/Outi94

📅︎ Oct 29 2020

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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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👤︎ u/banditk77

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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They say 1 in 4 people are Dyslexic and there's 4 people in my office.

It's either Me or Darren or Kevin or Anal.

Its's Anal isnt it.

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👤︎ u/WhoElseButAlf

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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👤︎ u/Raoul24601

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...

I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8

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👤︎ u/stent_kush

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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👤︎ u/monfools

📅︎ Jul 17 2019

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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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Statistics say that 1 out of every 4 people

Make up a quarter of the population

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👤︎ u/Richboy12345

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.

But it's the thot that counts.

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👤︎ u/Steamroller04

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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5 wine puns! 4 shit and 1 that's actually alright. youtube.com/watch?v=sWYvj…

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👤︎ u/Elijah__James

📅︎ Jan 24 2018

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Farcry 4 is a far cry from Farcry 1.

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👤︎ u/timeslider

📅︎ Dec 23 2016

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partner Dadjoked by our 4 1/2 year old daughter

So I have an infected lymph node. It's a little swollen. My partner was showing My 4 1/2 year old...

Partner: can you see the lump on daddies face? Miss4.5: that's not a lump that's his nose!

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👤︎ u/elpieso

📅︎ Dec 21 2014

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Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/Rubbaneck96

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/rdldew

📅︎ May 04 2020

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/Anon-Ymous929

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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👤︎ u/freeyourballs

📅︎ Apr 21 2017

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