3d Printers Puns

A list of puns related to "3d Printers"

3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/lbucas
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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When I told my therapist about being unhappy, he said, "When it comes to happiness, a good analogy is a 3D-printer."

"Oh," I said, "You mean that I should make my own happiness?""No," he said. "I meant, most people don't have it, and many don't even know what it is."

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👤︎ u/YourOverLordisME
📅︎ Sep 20 2022
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When I left the house today, I set up my 3D printer to print zig-zag lines

When I came home, everything was just a big mesh.

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👤︎ u/BigBroMatt
📅︎ Apr 30 2022
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My son said "Look! I'm a 3D printer!"

I told him to shut the toilet door when he poops.

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👤︎ u/OoopsI_did_it_again
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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What is the difference between a step stool and a 3D printer?

The former is a ladder, while the latter is a former.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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My dad recently got a 3d printer and made a stool sample for his doctor imgur.com/3jAlX9q
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👤︎ u/DeadSpawner
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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My daughter, Eliza, kept asking me to use my 3D printer to make monogrammed chairs for her dolls. Last Sunday I printed over 100 of them. She was so happy. She started putting them on everything for decoration.

We had a Sunday, everything with a chair E on top.

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👤︎ u/VeryOriginalName98
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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Is this considered proper usage of a 3d printer?
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👤︎ u/locutus90
📅︎ Sep 07 2018
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Scientists have created human feces with the help of a 3D printer.

Shit just got real.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Have you heard about the new probiotic dairy product that you can make using a high-end gaming computer and 3D printer?

Geek Yogurt

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👤︎ u/acemask
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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Did you hear about the dad that brought his doctor a stool sample?

He apparently has a 3-D printer

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👤︎ u/ShortBusRadio
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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My friend was bragging that his 3D printer can print a gun but I wasn’t impressed.

I had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 06 2022
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My friend was bragging that his 3D printer can print a gun but I wasn’t impressed

I had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/ryan_godzez
📅︎ May 11 2022
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My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun.

Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 11 2019
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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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