A list of puns related to "37s"
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
That's alot of information to swallow.
Those are the years youβre in your prime
But for the first time in 6 years, I feel like I'm entering my prime.
Sheepdog: Hey, I rounded them up!
I'm pretty good at time-keeping
Face down in his tea pee.
"I'll never talk."
"I've rounded them up"
I'll really be in my prime.
He's in a prime of his life
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
My wife is 37 weeks pregnant and is scheduled to be induced this morning. She woke up last night just after midnight (I checked) to use the washroom and when she got back into bed I asked her if it was after 12 yet. She said she thought so and asked why. I told her I wanted to be the first to wish her a Happy Birth Day! She appropriately groaned then giggled, so I think I'm ready. Wish me luck!
Edit: We got him a couple hours ago! Everything went well, no complications. Thanks reddit strangers for the comments and well wishes. I know the rules say nothing identifying, 'oh when' ever they change that I'll post his name. Goodnight everyone, I have to try and nap before his feeding
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Me: What's the address for the Xmas party.
Dad: Don't know I'll have to ask your mother
Me: What time is it?
Dad: 3:36 pm
Me: 3:36? Why not 3:37 or you know 3:35? Or even better... 3:30?
Dad: Cuz it's 3:39 right now
Me: ... What time is the party
Dad: oh you wanted to know what time the party is.
Me: ...
Dad: 3 pm.
Had me and my friends laughing so hard.
and I told my boys to get ready, there was a 100% chance of son showers.
They both looked up the clear sky and told me I was wrong. Naive boys...
Me, to my 11-year-old son: "If you date someone from the FBI but then you break up, are they now your Fed Ex"?
Son: "Nice DELIVERY, Dad."
I just got out-dadjoked by my son.
(Item 37 on bucket list accomplished.)
So, I'm about to eat breakfast at my parents. I ask what kind of bread everyone wants. My mom says, "I like the dill rye bread." My dad replies, "that's because it's made of dill dough!" And they both start laughing hysterically. My parents, ladies and gentlemen. 37 years together and she still finds him funny.
So I have a class where I sit in the band hall and practice my instrument, and near the end of class I looked at the clock and noticed that the bell should have rang already (at 10:40). I checked my phone, and it was only 10:37.
The conversation went like this:
"Mr. Band director, that clock is ahead."
"No, that clock is a clock." (I didn't get it)
"What? No it's ahead."
"No, your head is a head. That is a clock."
I persisted (because I STILL didn't get it) and he said to the other people in the room "can we all agree that that is a clock, and not a head?"
I finally got it, and said "It's a clock, but it's also ahead - like one word - ahead."
"No, the clock is running fast, but it is not a head."
My friend - "it can't run because it doesn't have any legs."
He told us last night that he'll be asked his secret for success this morning.
He says at age 82 and after 37 alcohol-free years, the secret is fairly simple:
"Don't drink, and don't die."
The dog replies "I rounded them up".
"What? We should only have 37!" I replied.
"I know" he said, "I rounded them up".
Shepherd: Wait, I only had 37!
Sheep dog: I know, I rounded them up!
They finish and the dog says "I counted 40 sheep"
The farmer replies, "Weird, I only got 37"
The dog replies "I rounded them up"
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