3 Songs Puns

You can say that my phone has a Pi-rated song!

It stated that I was accused of "pi-rating"

Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...

It is a rather saxy song.

A king banished his personal fool for singing love songs. He wanted comedy not a romantic jester

Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.

We were talking about all of the songs with explicit lyrics on the new Ariana Grande album this morning and my 7-year-old son blurts out: “Her name should be Sweariana Grande!” I like the way this kid’s brain is growing!

Sitting down having dinner with my wife and girls (1,3,4) and my three year old says “Do you know what my baby does?!” And she made her doll do a backflip on the table. And almost as if instinct, I said “well do you know what my baby does?! MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIN...” and I hit them with the whole of Sheena Eastons song during dinner.

It was perfect.

• you suddenly know all the words to every Eagles song.

• you get up early on a Saturday morning to make sure you’ll be tired enough for a couch nap that afternoon.

• you change your car’s oil exactly every 2,000 miles.

• mowing the lawn is no longer a chore, but a privilege.

• you can actually tell old John Wayne movies apart.

• your idea of fun is aimlessly wandering around the home improvement section of any store.

"Every Breath You Take" is a song by a band called The Police.

It becomes a Megadeth song

He challenged me and asked me to name 3 songs. I told him "I'm sorry. I only know One"

Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

Told my kids: "If I have to listen to this song one more time, I am going to Dua Lipa off the roof".

Whenever a song comes on, I’ll hold up a jar and say, “This is my jam!”

I just saw an ad for a dating app before Sam Smiths, I Want Something to Die for, song. Guess that’s the after effect for using dating apps, who knew

-excerpt from my upcoming song "Walken in a Winter Wonderland"

"Put the horses in the back." I hate the song but it made me laugh

Roxanne is a really good song.

A song by 50cent ft Nickelback

A high schooler wants to ask his best female friend to prom. Because they’ve been friends for so long, he really wants to make his “promposal” special. He talks to his friends, he talks to her friends, and spends days planning the perfect moment. Happily, she says yes!

Over the next couple of months, she sends him different styles and colors of ideas for her dress. He tells honestly that she’s always been beautiful to him, and privately to himself, he is now realizing he has strong feelings for her. He knows he needs to tell her.

The night of the prom, he’s extremely anxious. What if he says something stupid? What if she laughs at him or doesn’t return his feelings? What if she thinks he’s a terrible dancer? All of these thoughts are swirling around in his mind as both their parents fuss over them and make them pose for a million photos.

They get to the prom and he’s even more anxious. It’s dark, it’s loud, it’s crowded. They have to shout to be heard. But she grabs his hand, leads him to the dance floor, and they forget everything and everyone around them. A while later, as the songs have gotten slower, he can feel his heart pounding. He thinks it’s finally the right time. He leans down and whispers the truth in her ear, the truth about having loved her since they met in second grade. She starts to cry happy tears, saying she’s always loved him too, and they kiss. As the song ends and changes to something fast again, he asks her if she’d like to sit and have a drink. She says yes, could he please get her some punch?

He feels like he’s walking on clouds as he goes over to where the drinks and food are laid out. He wants to get back to her right away and hopes he doesn’t have to wait too long at the refreshments table.

He makes his way through the crowd, and is able to get their drinks and return to his waiting love within just a couple of minutes. Because, would you believe it?

There was no punch line.

I like their song “Baa Moo Rising”

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

-or-

Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

Me: “Pandemic song? Beatles? Huh?”

Son: “You know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...”

Me: “GAAAAAA!!!!”

I’ve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.

Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.

Daughter: sing the theme song

Me: ‘Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SPONGEBOB THATS WHO!

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

The song dynasty...

....First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

It's a continent song.

I was listening to music with my dad recently and we were taking turns playing songs. I played the song “time has come” by the band Europe, from the hot rod soundtrack (Hilarious movie btw). I pointed to my phone and said “Europe!”. My dad yelled “I’m up? Alright!” And started looking for the next song to play. I was like “No! EUROPE” and he was like “I KNOW, IM UP” and proceeded to play the next song. Afterward he said he was just fucking with me. A true dad moment. Thought you guys might appreciate.

The crow song

They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.

Dad, do people on Reddit make fun of that sleeping lion song? It’s just a meme away, a meme away.

My friend's dad passed away earlier this year, but pulled off a spectacular dad joke at his funeral. One of the songs he requested was 'here comes the sun' by the beetles...

...to be played as his son approached the front of the church to deliver his speech.

RIP David.

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

Puns are just like paper... they’re terrible Some one made a song out of puns: https://youtu.be/LtqBt3RbZfs (you can also search for “MALINDA puns” on yt and you’ll find it)

The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".

The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...

Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!