My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I have had a Canon printer for years.

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📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I wish I had something to submit my report in cursive

But all I have is a printer

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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3D printers can print guns now...

I'm not impressed... I had a Canon printer years ago

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Sep 20 2019
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Not my dad but hilarious nonetheless

So for background, I work at McDonald's. I have to scan every Euro Bill 50 € and up.

So one day a dad comes in with his two little daughters. He places his order and hands me a 50 € bill. I scan it and scan it again and the machine won't recognize its validity, when the dad says:'That's odd, I JUST changed my printer's toner' Daughters facepalm other dads in line nod

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👤︎ u/kappas
📅︎ Oct 25 2013
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Getting a printer

For our anniversary my wife requested a printer/scanner. After doing some research I tell her that Brother would be a good brand to get.

"The one I'm looking at is black. That's a little bit racists, right?" Her face doesn't change, an indication that the joke failed and just to move on.

So she asks me if the printer has cables.

"Nope! It works through the wifi so you won't have to worry about wires! You can even print stuff from your phone!"

"Oh. So doesn't that mean I can't hook a Brother up?"

I was so proud of her.

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👤︎ u/Kupy
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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My coworker lied to me today...

He told me there was a paper jam at the printer, but when I got there I didn't hear any music.

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👤︎ u/metalexca
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore

Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore..

I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Why Bob Marley?

Because its always jammin

God damn it

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👤︎ u/peetlloyd
📅︎ Jun 15 2015
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Did you hear about the dad that brought his doctor a stool sample?
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📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Black & White

Employee: Does the printer print in Black & White?

Dad(Boss): Only Black, the white is already on the paper

Employee: Nervous Laugh

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👤︎ u/swole_volm
📅︎ May 30 2014
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A turkey flew through the window where my wife used to work

I told my wife about a recent story in /r/TalesFromTechSupport about a late-night alarm going off at work. She told me that at one of her previous employers, a turkey had flown through a window.

Her: I knew about it because I worked for the general counsel and she had to know about it.
Me: In case the turkey tried to sue?
Her: In case it was fowl play.

You may also enjoy A Previous Dialogue with My Wife

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👤︎ u/tfofurn
📅︎ May 07 2018
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My friend got me while printing.

Me: Dude, this printer is printing so slowly.

Him: Well I guess you can't call it a s-PRINT-er then.

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👤︎ u/Legithmus
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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Waiting for the printer

Waiting for the printer, in the copy room, to finish my job and a couple of others. Some guy walks in and asks, "What's the queue look like?"

"Well, it's a bit like an 'O,' but with a little line at the bottom."

He more or less turned around on the spot and walked out.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2016
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Well, what else would you charge them?

Friend (who works in a research hospital): I'm building a bigger 3-D printer

Me: So what's your first project?

Friend: I should probably print something for the prosthetics department, they're always bugging me for stuff, but the small printer head takes too damn long

Me: Well, then you should charge them an arm and a leg

Friend: Seriously? Did you really just say that?

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Older brother dad joked his coworker today.

A new African American employee of his walks into his office and asks "Do you guys have a colored printer here?"

To which he responds, "Dude it's 2015, you can use whatever printer you want!"

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👤︎ u/vloaded
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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Makes every cashier laugh

We're at a shop's checkout.

Dad is paying in cash, with 20s and 50s, so cashier decides to run them under one of those special lights to see if they are fake. My dad looks them straight in the eyes and says 'No need to check, we got them fresh from the printer at home!'

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📅︎ Sep 03 2013
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So my friend asked me where the colored printers in the library where

I told him its 2015, segregation is over and he can use whatever printer he wanted.

I got the groan and he walked away to ask the librarian...

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👤︎ u/JonSnuhhh
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Dadjoked by technology.

Asked Amazon's Echo speaker (I guess her name is Alexa) to tell me a bad joke.

Alexa: "there's music coming from the printer, the paper must be jamming"

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I work in IT and came up with a dad joke today.

"What kind of music does a printer make?"

"A paper jam".

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👤︎ u/xopher314
📅︎ Sep 27 2013
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Girlfriends dad.....

My kitten loves to jump onto our printer and just sit there...... He sees this and immediately says..... "oh look.... cat scan"

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Dad- joked my own Dad

We were setting up our new wifi enabled printer when I dropped this joke.

(We were trying to get my Mum's laptop to connect to the printer)

Dad: The laptop can't see the printer. Me: Neither can I, it's in the other room.

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👤︎ u/GRI23
📅︎ May 07 2014
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My friend just told me that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.

I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

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📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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3d printers can print guns now

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/lbucas
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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"3D printers can print guns now!"

Not impressed I've had a canon printer for years.

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👤︎ u/GodMustafi
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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3d printers can print guns now!

Not impressed. Had a canon printer for years.

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My son trying to connect to the printer through WiFi with his laptop

Son: Dad, my computer can't find the WiFi printer anymore...

Me: I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password

Son: Why Bob Marley?

Me: Because it's always jammin

Son: God damn it

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👤︎ u/OziPerv
📅︎ Mar 21 2015
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