A friend of mine has a trophy wife.

But it's for 2nd place.

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I was just trying to enjoy watching Jeopardy with my dad...

At the end of Jeopardy, they say that Aleve gives the 2nd and 3rd place contestants prize money as consolation.

I said, "I wonder why Aleve gives money to 2nd and 3rd place"

Without hesitation, my dad goes, "Guess they just don't want any sore losers."

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Dadjoked at Dinner

Sister: Ugh I have placement tests for high school all next week!

Dad: Where ya gonna place, 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?

Classic

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