2nd Floor Puns

A list of puns related to "2nd Floor"

If you push me off the 2nd floor, I'll probably live, but if you push me off of the 5th floor...

That's a different story.

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👤︎ u/PyrosEnjoyPieHW2
📅︎ Feb 08 2017
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Thermite be another way to crack this safe.
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👤︎ u/supguyyo
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.

I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 27 2020
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