I can never eat Mediterranean food...
It always makes me falafel.
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︎ Jun 02 2021
What is it when the Caspian compared itself to the size of the Mediterranean?
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
How do you feel when you get sick after eating Mediterranean food?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My wife said she wanted divorce because i play too many video games
What a stupid thing to fallout 4
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︎ May 28 2021
How do you turn a moose into mediterranean food?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Less grams ez games
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︎ Jun 03 2021
Did you know? I certainly didnβt but, that game βMortal Combatβ was originally based upon a very old Scandinavian church song.
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
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︎ Jun 25 2021
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play at that game.
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︎ Jun 30 2021
Have you noticed that cars are less controllable in video games than in real life?
It's because they're on a hard drive.
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︎ Jun 26 2021
What's the first game a baby plays?
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︎ Jun 27 2021
What was Hitler's favorite game to play?
Mein-krafft
Edit: corrected the spelling of mein from mien
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︎ Jun 25 2021
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Gameβs on
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Nice one, Cliff
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︎ May 31 2021
If there was a game about erectile dysfunction it would be designed by
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︎ Jun 16 2021
I tried to carry my oversized board game onto the plane, but I wasnβt allowed.
They said the Risk was too big.
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︎ Jun 13 2021
I asked a Frenchman whether he owned any gaming consoles
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Been trying to organize a game of hide-n-seek for my local community
But good players are hard to find.
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︎ Jun 23 2021
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder..
..to find exactly 32 of them.
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︎ May 30 2021
Mike Tyson plays a lot of video games,
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︎ Jun 28 2021
The creator of Mortal Kombat got the idea for the game while visiting a church in Finland...
... listening to a Finnish Hymn
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award
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︎ Jun 19 2020
I asked my french friend if she likes to play video games
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What is an Alabamians favourite video game?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
I hate playing casino game's
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︎ Jul 01 2021
A pigeon landed on the pitch in the Portugal Vs Germany game
It was a good thing they didn't pass to the pigeon.
Otherwise it would have been fowl play.
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︎ Jun 19 2021
Why did the baseball player leave to go to his moms house in the middle of the game?
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︎ Jun 11 2021
To my surprise, my physician was the Mediterranean Sea
I guess Cβs really do get degrees
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︎ Aug 02 2020
My dad and I talked about the football game in the pub.
'They'd do better playing in a field,' he suggested.
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︎ Jun 18 2021
For those board gaming dads out there
Me: After I finish this up, how do you feel about a Noah situation but only pigs and it's really scary?
Wife: What?
Me: Ark-Ham Horror?
Wife: Get out of here
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︎ Jun 27 2021
why was the bucket reluctant to play scary games with his friends?
because he was afraid of turning pale.
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︎ Jun 21 2021
What sport do fisherman always try to catch a game of on TV?
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︎ Jun 20 2021
A kid was teaching me to play the card game from Solo, and he said each round you get dealt a new hand.
"Oh, kinda like Luke?"
I was so proud of myself for that one.
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︎ Jun 20 2021
Perfect game.
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︎ May 02 2021
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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︎ May 17 2021
If a Hockey Player Smokes Weed Before a Game...
...are they always high sticking?
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︎ Jun 19 2021
I like to play a game that helps sort out all the bull
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︎ Jun 03 2021
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
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︎ May 13 2021
Do you know how I keep track of all my Mediterranean friends?
Italy.
(My friends actually appreciated this one so I thought I'd share it here.)
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︎ May 20 2020
For my first birthday, my father gifted me a set of gaming cubes supposedly owned by Al Capone...
I've been spending most my life playing with a gangster's pair of dice.
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︎ Jun 05 2021
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My wife said she wants a divorce because I play too many video games.
What a stupid thing to Fallout 4. It Sims totally unreasonable.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
I wasnβt allowed to take my oversized board game on the plane as a carryon.
They said, βThe Risk is too largeβ.
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