Riceless
(Please read part one first)
News of Quasimodo's death reached his village, and his brother Demimodo journeyed to Paris to pay his respects to his brother.
After visiting the grave, he went to the cathedral to express his gratitude to the Archbishop and his staff for looking after his brother in life and in death.
In conversation, the Archbishop learned that despite having the same gnarled hands as his brother, Demimodo also was an experienced bell ringer, having performed this service at his village church, using the same technique.
Demimodo was hired to replace his brother and started to ring the bells morning, noon and night. Some said he rang them better than his brother.
Come Easter time, and Demimodo decided to offer a grand symphony before the bells went quiet on Maundy Thursday.
On the Wednesday night, Demimodo went into orchestral mode and played superbly. As his brother did, he too wanted to end on a crescendo, and like his brother, he too took a flying leap at the last bell.
And missed.
Once again, the public were asked by the gendarmes if anyone knew who this poor soul was. The same person who spoke of Quasimodo replied, "I don't know his name, but he was a dead ringer for his brother."
He was outstanding in his field!
And what did he say in his acceptance speech? "Hay, it's in my jeans!"
Heard this today from my physical therapist and I could not stop laughing. Hope you enjoy!
Both can fly if you throw them hard enough
They had to SeverNyah
It's my last resort!
Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"
I can and I will.
Q: What do you call a deer with no eye? A: No-eye-deer
Q: What do call a deer with no eye and no legs? A: Still no-eye-deer
Q: What do you call a deer with no eye, no legs and no penis? A: Still no-fucking-eye-deer
Things were going well at the dad jokes conference.
Then someone spilled a can of beans.
Teacher: What did one daughter cell say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her toe?
Class: Umm....
Teacher: That's my toe sis! (Mitosis)
