Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldnโ€™t let you participate if you didnโ€™t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/astrosmash77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Why did 0 stop hanging out with -2?

He thought he would become negative too.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JimReaperSr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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Iโ€™m excited for Joker 2.0

I'm Joaquin on Sunshine

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.

Because that would be over dos.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/louisng114
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Thanos made it to the front page with 2 words. Prequelmemes made it with 1. StarTrekGifs made it with 0 words. Can we make it with negative?

Negative.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bearable_bears
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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Theft repellant 2.0 (X-post r/funny)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The4horsemen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2013
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So a vowel saves another vowelโ€™s life.

The other vowel says, โ€œAye, E! I owe you!โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/papa-ash
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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My son just bought a 27-foot long canoe.

He told me it was really expensive because its material, kevlar, its seats, leather, and the hull, 9 yards.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Catapult_Power
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange?

Nothing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wulfpack94
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