12 Year Old Puns

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My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.

"What was the other reindeer's name?"

"Um, Dasher?"

No."

"Dancer?"

"No. Olive."

"Olive?"

"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."

I was very proud.

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👤︎ u/GetYourVanOffMyMeat
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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My 12 year old...

What do you call a person with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows?

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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I was teaching my 12 year old daughter how to mow the lawn. “You need to pick either up and down or right and left, and then stick to it,” I told her. “Do you mow the whole yard in one direction.”

“Why?” she asked.

“Because that’s what makes it beautiful.”

Oh, the eye roll on this kid.

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👤︎ u/chrisoatkins
📅︎ Sep 01 2020
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12 year old daughter singing her revised version of “Creep” by Radiohead...

“I’m a creek. I’m a riverrrrrrrr.”

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👤︎ u/cahalenta
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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(12 year old) Daughter: "The dog has a piece of confetti stuck to his butt."

Me: "That's because he's a party pooper!"

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👤︎ u/sexxc
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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My 12-year-old son said, “When I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”

I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”

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👤︎ u/freshstart321
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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At the zoo i said a mildly innapropriate Dad Joke to my wife and 12 year old son.

The zoo tour guide told us that one of the snakes was sick. I blurted out "he must have a reptile dysfunction".

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👤︎ u/aceoftrachs
📅︎ Feb 19 2014
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My 12 year old, after getting back from California:

12 y/o: we saw Will Smith at a coffee shop!

Me: Woah, that’s awesome!

Her: guess what he was drinking

Me: what?

Her: French Press of Bel-Air!

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👤︎ u/zachpledger
📅︎ Mar 30 2019
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Last week I launched a book aimed at 9 12 year olds.

I am proud to say I hit one of them

-Gary delaney

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👤︎ u/Elrond_Halfelven
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch.

She didn't like it.

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👤︎ u/RancidLemons
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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My 12 year old made his mom groan with this.... "Did you hear about the construction worker's job?"

Nevermind, I don't want to tell 30 stories.

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👤︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
📅︎ Mar 10 2016
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My 12 year old just came up with this one. What's the President' s favorite musical instrument?

A Trump-et.

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👤︎ u/sandman_tn
📅︎ Jul 01 2017
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I delight in winding up my 12 year old daughter

She utterly hates Dad jokes. This, naturally, only encourages me

So, yesterday

Me: Hey Princess! Did you hear they found some crazy insect on the moon?

Her: This is a dad joke isn't it? Please get out of my room

Me: No really. They're calling it a lunar-tic

Her: OUT!

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👤︎ u/ginolard
📅︎ Sep 07 2015
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My 12 year old said "Chemistry is cool"

To which I replied, "Unless it's exothermic, in which case it's hot"

The eye roll was audible.

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👤︎ u/redneckrockuhtree
📅︎ Dec 04 2015
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After 12 years, I finally got an old dad joke my dad made when I was learning Spanish as a kid

I was about 8 at the time and asked

me: "Dad, what does gracias mean in Spanish?"

Dad: "It means fell over"

me: "Okay, thank you"

Got it wrong with my homework, and finally it dawned on me with the joke he made

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👤︎ u/SkywardSpork
📅︎ Sep 19 2014
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My 12 year old daughter started a dad joke chain, and I finished it.

Background: I have the names and birth dates of each of my two daughters on my calves. 12 year old on the right, 8 year old in the left.

Today, my eldest was looking at my tats and said to the babysitter, "Well, I guess I'm 'all right' with dad!".

The baby sitter said something to the effect of, "That's silly."

So I looked at my daughter, winked and said to the babysitter, "Well, she is right."

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👤︎ u/fitzlurker
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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12 year old cousin telling my Dad about her new basketball team..

Dad: "So do you only play against the local schools?" Cousin: "No, it's travel league" Dad: "Well, I prefer the leagues that make you dribble.."

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👤︎ u/JoshMcDaniels
📅︎ Apr 09 2014
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