100 Years Puns

A list of puns related to "100 Years"

Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....

.....the mammothematician.

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👤︎ u/KCL80
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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Over 100 years ago 2 brothers announced that they could fly.

Turns out, they were Wright.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The stables have turned!

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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From my 3yo: what do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Antique

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👤︎ u/djeclipz
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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I can’t believe it’s been more than 100 years since Einstein published his Theory of Relativity.

It seems like just yesterday.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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Did you know that alligators have a lifespan of up to about 100 years?

It means they’ll have a better chance to see you later.

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👤︎ u/Willrj93
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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👤︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...

I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.

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👤︎ u/EarthC-137
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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What takes 100 years to turn?

A century.

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👤︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?

An Oldie butt, bares repeating.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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Gotta hand it to them, they've been punny for over 100 years. imgur.com/4kXIOa9
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👤︎ u/KarmaDied
📅︎ May 25 2018
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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👤︎ u/Kabirmain
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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What do you call a guy wearing a 100 year old wig?

Harold!

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👤︎ u/_Kirisuto_
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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100 years ago today...I'll show myself out. imgur.com/gallery/aPy6Txe
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👤︎ u/damndatsacoldasshonk
📅︎ Jun 28 2014
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Did you hear about the 100 year old tree that sold for a penny?

It was a cent-tree.

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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Nov 19 2017
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I’m trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

I think it might’ve been a Thai

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👤︎ u/acmed
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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You guys hear what happened to the 100 year old toad?

He croaked

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👤︎ u/rabidwombats96
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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My 100 year old Great Grandfather told me this one... It's from another time.

Imagine a Maine accent, as a kid on a farm in 1924.

> As kids, they walked up to their mother and ask
"Mom, Is pig's sold?"
Their mother yells at them to correct their grammar.
"PIGS ARE SOLD!"

Commence giggling and running away as their mother realizes what they tricked her into saying.

(The joke is to say the mothers line quickly and drop the "D" like 'ole time Mainers do)
I'll never forget this joke. It's the only one he ever told me.

What was funny in the 1920's is completely different I guess.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMog
📅︎ May 04 2015
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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👤︎ u/ry8
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Aug 20 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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👤︎ u/DGNOLA12
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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👤︎ u/EvrythingsCopacetic
📅︎ May 20 2020
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100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars

These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Mulletboiiii
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Of all the inventions in the past 100 years...

The dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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👤︎ u/N8rG8r_12
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

oh how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/me_nameisme
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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100 Years Ago...

Everyone had horses and only rich people had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only rich people have horses.

My, the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/chuckyocouch_
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
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👤︎ u/ATGaming_YT
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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100 years ago

Everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned

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👤︎ u/Wobbleys
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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100 years ago everyone owned horses

And only the rich owned cars. Now everyone owns cars and only the rich own horses.

My, how the stables have turned.

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👤︎ u/ctparkin
📅︎ Sep 16 2018
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