My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me 5 years ago, and today I asked to break up...

When she left, she gave back the $100 exactly. I lost interest in that relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TitchBits0019
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Did you know that alligators have a lifespan of up to about 100 years?

It means they’ll have a better chance to see you later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willrj93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ry8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Each year 100 million birds die in the US by crashing into Windows...

I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthC-137
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.

Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

oh how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me_nameisme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What takes 100 years to turn?

A century.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What do you call a 100-year old who moons you when skinny-dipping every day?

An Oldie butt, bares repeating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Gotta hand it to them, they've been punny for over 100 years. imgur.com/4kXIOa9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarmaDied
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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What do you call a guy wearing a 100 year old wig?

Harold!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Kirisuto_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I live in an old neighborhood with a 100 year old oak tree. One day every year, all the kids in the neighborhood put all their boy/girl scout badges on the tree. One day, I wonder why the kids do this. So, I called up my dad to ask him, and he said...

"Oh, it's just a badge oak."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kabirmain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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100 years ago today...I'll show myself out. imgur.com/gallery/aPy6Txe
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Did you hear about the 100 year old tree that sold for a penny?

It was a cent-tree.

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I’m trying to remember who won the 100 meter dash at the Asian Games last year

I think it might’ve been a Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acmed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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You guys hear what happened to the 100 year old toad?

He croaked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabidwombats96
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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My 100 year old Great Grandfather told me this one... It's from another time.

Imagine a Maine accent, as a kid on a farm in 1924.

> As kids, they walked up to their mother and ask
"Mom, Is pig's sold?"
Their mother yells at them to correct their grammar.
"PIGS ARE SOLD!"

Commence giggling and running away as their mother realizes what they tricked her into saying.

(The joke is to say the mothers line quickly and drop the "D" like 'ole time Mainers do)
I'll never forget this joke. It's the only one he ever told me.

What was funny in the 1920's is completely different I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorMog
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foreverxtrue24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years...

The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the best one.

It’s remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DGNOLA12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Of all the inventions in the past 100 years...

The dry erase board is the most remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N8rG8r_12
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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100 years ago everyone owned horses and only the rich drove cars

These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.

Oh how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mulletboiiii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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100 years ago everyone had horses and only the rich had cars. Now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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100 Years Ago...

Everyone had horses and only rich people had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only rich people have horses.

My, the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ATGaming_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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100 years ago

Everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wobbleys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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100 years ago everyone owned horses

And only the rich owned cars. Now everyone owns cars and only the rich own horses.

My, how the stables have turned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctparkin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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