A list of puns related to "100 Years"
When she left, she gave back the $100 exactly. I lost interest in that relationship.
It means theyβll have a better chance to see you later.
The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I guess you could call them Blue Screens of Death.
Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses.
oh how the stables have turned.
A century.
An Oldie butt, bares repeating.
Harold!
"Oh, it's just a badge oak."
It was a cent-tree.
I think it mightβve been a Thai
He croaked
Imagine a Maine accent, as a kid on a farm in 1924.
> As kids, they walked up to their mother and ask
"Mom, Is pig's sold?"
Their mother yells at them to correct their grammar.
"PIGS ARE SOLD!"
Commence giggling and running away as their mother realizes what they tricked her into saying.
(The joke is to say the mothers line quickly and drop the "D" like 'ole time Mainers do)
I'll never forget this joke. It's the only one he ever told me.
What was funny in the 1920's is completely different I guess.
...the dry erase board is probably the most remarkable.
The dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Itβs remarkable.
The dry erase board is the most remarkable.
These days everyone drives cars and only the rich own horses.
Oh how the stables have turned.
The stables have turned.
Everyone had horses and only rich people had cars. Today, everyone has cars and only rich people have horses.
My, the stables have turned.
Everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses. The stables have turned
And only the rich owned cars. Now everyone owns cars and only the rich own horses.
My, how the stables have turned.
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