a recent study found that 12 out of 10 people are schizophrenic

interestingly enough, 9 of those weren't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garbage_Matt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2022
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucicerious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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I just got 9 out of 10 on my driver's test.

The last guy was able to get out of the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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I read a Study where 4 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea.

Does that mean the other six enjoy it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Runj0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2021
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Pi-rate this pun out of 10.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarc_avenger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.

The last two are Portuguese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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9 times out of 10 a carnivore will choose a small space rock over human flesh...

Because the rock is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot4601
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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Did you hear about the neighbors floor made out of 10,000 pennies?

Looks like a hundred bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflintseeker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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As seen on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedickofharambe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles....

Never get over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I give these puns a canine out of 10
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SheetsGiggles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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9 out of 10 doctors agree

That 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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My teenager took his driving test today and managed to get 8 out of 10.

The remaining 2 jumped out of the way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Surveys say 9 out of 10 people have never tried beef tartare.

Apparently it’s very rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Studies show that 3 out of 10 men are suffering from erectile dysfunction.

Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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9 out of 10 people believe what they read on the internet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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In 1935, an American went out on a quest to discover the Loch Ness monsters. He found that according to legend, there were at least 10 in existence. Instead of trying Scotland, he believed the US might have these lake monsters. In which state did he begin his quest?

Tennessee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Pun gets locked out of a room, kills 10 people.

Pun not in, 10 dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilFurryCreature
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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9 out of 10 jokes I make I come up with..

but eventually I look on the internet for more. I'd say coming from the internet one pun intended.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freshgeardude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Flying out of town and am currently 10,000 feet in the air

Some might say I've peaked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stupendoes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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9 out of 10 moms prefer NASA brand spaghetti sauce...

...for its richer meteor flavor.

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Out of 10?

Years ago whilst watching the Spice Girls on Christmas Top of the Pops, my uncle turned to me and said "that Emma Bunton (baby spice) is pretty fit, what would you give her out of 10?"

I replied "hmm, about an 8. What would you give her?"

"oh, I'd give her one" He said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Glorious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2015
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When I was about 9 or 10, my whole family was in my parents' bed watching cartoons. I tickled my brother and he accidentally pushed my mother out of the bed with his spastic reaction...

Pissed, she said something angry like "Joshua, be careful, you could have killed me!"

My dad didn't miss a beat: "Well it was an accident, so it wouldn't be considered mattress-cide anyway."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottawapainters
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2014
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don’t notice it when you replace random words with musical instruments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreninjaTube
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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According to a recent study, 9 out of 10 people who are afraid of hurdles

Never get over it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2017
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