What did the man say when he got asked out by 10 women in one day?
Sorry, wrong bathroom.
The person who had once kidnapped me got released after serving 10 years in prison. Since then, I secretly follow him to his house every single day without his knowledge.
I guess I'm suffering from 'stalk home' syndrome.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
I once worked at a place where I had to use a pay-to-cross bridge 10 times a day...
That took a toll!
I went camping and a grizzly approached me. I was terrified. I was about to run, but the grizzly stopped and said, “you will die in 10 days.” I replied, “who are you??”
He said, “I hate to be the bear of bad news.”
The other day I was walking down the street and I commented that I like someone’s spunky shoes. 10 minutes later I passed her again and she gave me a $5 bill she found on the ground.
That’s karma in real life
Today has been a great day so far. I rate it 10/10
Take the day off camera, I’ll put on the 10 pounds on my self.
October 10 is always a perfect day for me
10/10 - would spend the whole day again next year
A man asks another man to lend him $10 until next pay day. The second man says “sure, here you go. when’s next pay day?”
“I don’t know, you’re the one with a job”
I havent slept for 10 days
Because that would be too long.
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Dad first made this a thing 10 years ago, a few days ago I get this text. imgur.com/YxyILij
The Force Awakens in 10 days...
'Bout time. It's been sleeping all year.
Today was a good day. I'd rate it 10/10
Today was a good day it was 10/10
I haven't slept for 10 days...
.. Because that would be too long
