Where are toilets 1 through 9?
All I ever see in Germany is Toiletten.
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︎ Jul 19 2021
I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9
The odds were against me!
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︎ May 19 2021
I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9
The odds were against me.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 do when theyβre angry?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"
Literally she can't even.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...
I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8
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︎ Aug 17 2020
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︎ Jun 17 2020
So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up
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︎ Jul 17 2019
This one made me proud as a dad. My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with it: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?
An askhole.
I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.
I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.
We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
This weekβs winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
I mean, what are the odds?
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︎ Sep 02 2018
The other day during dinner, my 9 year old son said, "did you know there are some numbers that can only be divided by themselves and 1? Like 43."
I responded, "that is a prime example."
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︎ Sep 02 2019
1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17
This might seem odd but I can't even
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I've heard that Sean Connery has a size 9 1/2 foot.
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︎ Aug 11 2015
My husband started counting to the neighborhood kids - 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 and then asked the kids what he was doing....
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︎ May 26 2017
I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9
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︎ Aug 27 2019
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
Edit: Thanks so much!! This is my first award!
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︎ Dec 24 2019
I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Aug 27 2019
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Oct 22 2016
This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1
Itβs a four-gone conclusion.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with this one: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?
An askhole.
I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.
I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.
We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.
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︎ Jul 10 2019
So, the other day I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
1,3,5,7,9...
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︎ Apr 24 2019
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.
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︎ Apr 21 2017
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