Where are toilets 1 through 9?

All I ever see in Germany is Toiletten.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairy-beary
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2021
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I just got stabbed by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9

The odds were against me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DifferentOffice8
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdsfrmbk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nnishanth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 do when they’re angry?

Vow to get even.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"

Literally she can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...

I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stent_kush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 /r/Jokes/comments/haoqkm/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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So numbers 1 to 9 had a party but 2, 4, 6 & 8 did not turn up

It was an odd party

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monfools
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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This one made me proud as a dad. My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with it: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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This week’s winning lottery numbers are 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

I mean, what are the odds?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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The other day during dinner, my 9 year old son said, "did you know there are some numbers that can only be divided by themselves and 1? Like 43."

I responded, "that is a prime example."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plmrmusic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17

This might seem odd but I can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dudenoob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I've heard that Sean Connery has a size 9 1/2 foot.

He wears a ten-ish shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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My husband started counting to the neighborhood kids - 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 and then asked the kids what he was doing....

He literally can't even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumpingmommy
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I challenged number 1 to a fight, but he bought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9

The odds were against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

Edit: Thanks so much!! This is my first award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwitchGuru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I challenged the number 1 to a fight, but he brought his friends 3, 5, 7, and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2016
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This joke ends in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 3, 2, 1

It’s a four-gone conclusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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My 9 1/2 year-old son came up with this one: What do you call someone you can't stand because all they do is annoy you with question after question?

An askhole.

I didn't even laugh at first. I immediately asked if he'd heard it somewhere. He said he hadn't, that he'd come up with it on his own. When I asked him when he did that, he said it was when we were leaving for church (earlier that day). Then I had a good laugh.

I helped him tweak the setup a little, and then I had him tell his momma. I laughed even harder when she sat in stunned silence for a few seconds and then busted out laughing with her hands over her mouth.

We explained to him that while the joke was not wholly appropriate for his age, it most certainly was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DINC44
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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So, the other day I got into a fight with 1,3,5,7 and 9.

The odds were against me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pp0787
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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1,3,5,7,9...

I can't even..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanzy94
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeyourballs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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