21 Hilarious 1, 2, 3, 4 Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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📅︎ May 04 2020

How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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👤︎ u/banditk77

📅︎ Jul 04 2020

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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule: 1. Impersonate Homer Simpson 2. Read about bushcraft 3. Watch ludicrously silly play 4. Replace button on blouse 5. Start making coffee flavoured bread

D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte Dough.

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👤︎ u/Raoul24601

📅︎ Aug 23 2020

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A mom angrily told her 4 year old son to say counting if he wanted to get his lunch. So the boy started... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10...

I don't think he need that lunch anymore. He already 8

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👤︎ u/stent_kush

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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1. Cockadoodle 2. Yabba Dabba 3. Voo 4. Sea 5. Didgeri

My to doo list

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1,2,3,4..." and I don't think he'll like it.

But it's the thot that counts.

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👤︎ u/Steamroller04

📅︎ Jul 15 2019

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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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👤︎ u/viky_boy

📅︎ Oct 14 2020

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What did the drummer name his 4 daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ Aug 22 2020

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A guide on how to fall down the stairs

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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👤︎ u/Connor0388

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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I rest my case.

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👤︎ u/RabbitGuySentMe

📅︎ Jun 22 2017

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I can list every single number that's in Pi.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

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👤︎ u/OvertCinnamon

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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My AP Econ teacher must be a dad

I DEMAND that you SUPPLY me with answers to the following questions:

p. 96 #'s 1, 2, 3, 6, 8, 9, & 11 finish for Monday

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👤︎ u/PeterDhugeD

📅︎ Jan 26 2014

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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Why did Star Wars 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3?

Because in charge of the schedule Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/Anon-Ymous929

📅︎ Jun 30 2019

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Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?

In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

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👤︎ u/TakenByKangAndKodos

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..9.1...9.2...9.3.. Are you counting?', they asked.

No. I am preTENding

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👤︎ u/freeyourballs

📅︎ Apr 21 2017

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A guide on how to fall down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12

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👤︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten

📅︎ Dec 11 2019

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Did you hear about the drummer who decided to name all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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👤︎ u/MusicianNerd26

📅︎ May 24 2019

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My friend is a drummer who recently had quadruplets and named them all the same....

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ May 22 2019

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How to fall down stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 3, Step 6, Step 12, Step 24

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip

📅︎ Jul 30 2018

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Did you hear about the drummer who gave all his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jan 24 2018

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