Let's taco bout it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Great-Excuse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I don’t want to taco bout it.

(Taco breaks) I don’t want to Taco bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loganfal1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween. He didn’t want to taco bout it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
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If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.

All You Need Is Lunch

Do You Believe In Life After Lunch

Lunch In An Elevator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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After attempting for five hours to get this fence post to stand upright, I've finally realized

This is a shit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5lash3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L0stRobot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a waving pepper?

A Hola-peno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19thCreator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to

taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Every Girl...

My buddy Dan hated this picture.

I told him he had it wrong, because....

https://preview.redd.it/a8938op039o31.jpg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1efb0347ef57317f3ca2ca41199518c677207bb

.... "Every Girl Crazy 'bout a Shark Dress, Man !"

(spins guitar on belt buckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zman4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Son: Do you like Mexican food?

Dad: No!

Son: Why not?

Dad: I don't want to Taco bout It.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla

To this day, I still can't taco 'bout it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LurkyTheHatMan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.

They don't taco 'bout it much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I used to bicycle to work and was never once late.

Unfortunately, after my bout with colon cancer, that ended. It's hard to be punctual with only a semi-colon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartbatman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My girlfriend managed to dadjoke me

We were Skyping, and I was trying to figure out the delay between the audio and the video. I said "ping", as I often do when this issue occurs, and she replies "ping" back to signal when she heard me. Sometimes, when she doesn't do it the first time, it gets confusing and I don't know which one she is responding to.

So I switched my word to "taco" in the hopes that it'd break the cycle. No go. She goofed it again.

When I said "I give up", she said "Wait! Let's taco 'bout this."

I love that girl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phonyhomeless
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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True story

A friend set me up with this girl and we start texting to make plans to go out. She says "I'm busy packing right now, I'm visiting my family in Alaska next week."

Of course, I replied "That sounds fun! When you get back Alaska bout it!"

And I never heard from her again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabonko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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Got the wife this morning

On our way to breakfast, we passed a restaurant called Fogata's... Wife: I haven't heard anything good or bad about this place. Me: Oh I have. But I fogata bout it.

Bonus: First post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?

It's a bout time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brzostek
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Me: β€œHey dad what’s the name of the state furthest north in the U.S.?”

Dad: β€œI don’t know, but if I find someone who knows ALASKA β€˜bout it”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHolmie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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What did the Mexican psychologist say to his patient?

Wanna taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richpanda64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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My dad when we were talking about recent crime in the United States...

Dad: Hey did you hear a bout what happened in Texas the other day?

Me: No, what happened?

Dad: Well there was these kids standing on an overpass of the highway, and they were dangling a noose over the edge trying to distract drivers. After a while the noose gets lower and lower and ends up catching a guys hand hanging out of the window, and ripped it clean off.

Me: Holy Shit no way that happened?!

Dad: Yup! And guess what they charged the kid with?

Me: I have no idea.

Dad: Armed Robbery....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxerado1313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2013
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Something happened at the Mexican restaurant

But I don't want to taco bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peasantine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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My wife's Mexican cousin got mad..

I asked him what was wrong, he didn't wanna taco bout it. (The groan heard around the world)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuskStruck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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Had poor service at a Mexican restaurant recently, and couldn't even get a manager to come to my table!

He didn't wanna taco' bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesh1er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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Why are Mexican restaurants always so quiet?

They don't wanna taco bout it

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Taco Night

Last night was taco night with my parents. This starts with my dad grabbing shredded cheese for his taco.

Dad: Ow! Son, get the first aid kit! Me: Why? What happened? Dad: I cut myself... On this EXTRA SHARP cheddar! Me: Please stop. Dad: Do you not want to... Taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheG-What
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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today at work I found out I'm ready to be a dad.

I work at a summer camp where my ongoing joke is instead of doing activities we are going to real, eat vegetables and do math. one kid did not find it funny and asked why:

kid: why do we have to do math? Do you ever use it during summer?

me: sum times.

I repeated it with emphasis on both words for a bout a minute or so until his eyes rolled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yungun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2015
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What did the taco say to the sushi?

I know you're still raw, but let's taco bout it

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Dad joked my dad as a kid, but it's his joke now...

When I was 12 or 13 our car wouldn't start. I told my dad it was probably the henway. He asked. "What's a henway?" To which I replied, "Bout two pounds less than a rooster."

He uses that joke whenever he can. He even used it on my son before I could properly dad joke the boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/You_R_Dum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2014
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One of my friends showed his dad aptitude over lunch today.

I had to run a couple of errands between then and now, so my memory might be a bit fuzzy, but I'll do best.

Friend 1: "Sarah"

Friend 2: "Shawn"

Future dad: "Sam"

Sarah: There is no good way to eat a taco. (There is a dismembered taco sitting on her plate.)

Shawn: I know, right? It's seriously the worst-designed food, like, ever.

Sarah: Back in [hometown], there's this restaurant that sells authentic Mexican tacos. There's no grease or anything, just chunks of chicken with guacamole and salsa and a bit of cheese on top, and it's SO GOOD. I really shouldn't even talk about them, it's just making me homesick.

Sam: You mean you shouldn't taco 'bout them?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2013
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The Force Awakens in 10 days...

'Bout time. It's been sleeping all year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/businessmantis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2015
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What did one emotional taco say to the other emotional taco

Can we just TACO bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Do you like Mexican food?

No!

Why not?

I don't want to Taco bout It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwtxranger
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