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Arsenal vs Man City - 1-2 FT
Arsenal
Aaron Ramsdale, Gabriel, Ben White, Kieran Tierney, Takehiro Tomiyasu, Martin Ødegaard, Granit Xhaka, Thomas Partey, Alexandre Lacazette, Gabriel Martinelli, Bukayo Saka.
Subs: Nuno Tavares, Mohamed Elneny, Nicolas Pépé, Cédric Soares, Emile Smith Rowe, Rob Holding, Albert Sambi Lokonga, Ainsley Maitland-Niles, Bernd Leno.
Man City
Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, Rúben Dias, Nathan Aké, João Cancelo, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Kevin De Bruyne, Gabriel Jesus, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez.
Subs: Ilkay Gündogan, Kayky Chagas, James Mcatee, Fernandinho, Kyle Walker, Luke Mbete, Cole Palmer, Zack Steffen, Jack Grealish.
Match Updates :
31’- Saka opened the scoring for Arsenal
57’- Mahrez equalises through penalty for Man City
59’- Gabriel receives red card (second yellow)
90+3’- Rodri provides the lead to Man City
Watford vs Tottenham - 0-1 FT
Watford
Daniel Bachmann, Craig Cathcart, Francisco Sierralta, Moussa Sissoko, Adam Masina, William Troost-Ekong, Imran Louza, Juraj Kucka, Joshua King, Ken Sema, Emmanuel Dennis.
Subs: Dan Gosling, James Morris, Jeremy Ngakia, Tom Cleverley, Vincent Angelini, Cucho Hernández, João Pedro, Ozan Tufan, Ashley Fletcher.
Tottenham
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Oliver Skipp, Sergio Reguilón, Emerson, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Bryan Gil, Matt Doherty, Harry Winks, Dele Alli, Japhet Tanganga, Pierluigi Gollini, Tanguy Ndombele, Giovani Lo Celso, Joe Rodon.
Match Updates :
90+6’- Sanchez scores the winner for Tottenham
Palace vs West Ham - 2-3 FT
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Jeffrey Schlupp, Luka Milivojević, Will Hughes, Jordan Ayew, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard.
Subs: Remi Matthews, Jack Butland, James Tomkins, Martin Kelly, Michael Olise, Eberechi Eze, Jaïro Riedewald, Jean-Philippe Mateta.
West Ham
Łukasz Fabiański, Vladimír Coufal, Craig Dawson, Issa Diop, Ben Johnson, Declan Rice, Tomáš Souček, Jarrod Bowen, Manuel Lanzini, Saïd Benrahma, Michail Antonio.
Subs: Alphonse Aréola, Ajibola-Joshua Alese, Ryan Fredericks, Mark Noble, Nikola Vlašić, Ar
... keep reading on reddit ➡Chelsea scorers: Hakim Ziyech (47'), Thiago Silva (55')
55' Goal! Chelsea 2, Tottenham Hotspur 0. Thiago Silva (Chelsea) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Mason Mount with a cross following a set piece situation.
47' Goal! Chelsea 1, Tottenham Hotspur 0. Hakim Ziyech (Chelsea) left footed shot from outside the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Callum Hudson-Odoi.
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TEAMS :
Chelsea: Arrizabalaga, Azpilicueta, Thiago Silva, Rudiger, Sarr, Jorginho, Kovacic, Ziyech, Mount, Hudson-Odoi, Lukaku
Subs: Bettinelli, Chalobah, Alonso, Kante, Barkley, Saul, Havertz, Pulisic, Werner
Tottenham: Lloris, Tanganga, Sanchez, Dier, Davies, Doherty, Hojbjerg, Winks, Sessegnon, Bergwijn, Kane
Subs: Gollini, Rodon, Reguilon, Royal, White, Skipp, Bryan, Lucas, Scarlett
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Crystal Palace scorers: Odsonne Édouard (55')
Liverpool scorers: Virgil van Dijk (8'), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (32'), Fabinho (89' PEN)
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89' Goal! Crystal Palace 1, Liverpool 3. Fabinho (Liverpool) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom right corner.
55' Goal! Crystal Palace 1, Liverpool 2. Odsonne Édouard (Crystal Palace) left footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Jean-Philippe Mateta.
32' Goal! Crystal Palace 0, Liverpool 2. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain (Liverpool) left footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Andrew Robertson.
8' Goal! Crystal Palace 0, Liverpool 1. Virgil van Dijk (Liverpool) header from the centre of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Andrew Robertson with a cross following a corner.
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Crystal Palace XI: Guaita, Ward, Andersen, Guehi, Mitchell, Gallagher, Hughes, Schlupp, Olise, Edouard, Mateta.
Substitutes: Butland, Milivojevic, Ayew, Eze, Clyne, Benteke, Kelly, Ferguson, Riedewald.
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Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Harry Kane (32'), Lucas Moura (34'), Son Heung-Min (74')
Venue: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
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Tottenham Hotspur
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (Tanguy Ndombele), Oliver Skipp, Sergio Reguilón, Emerson, Harry Kane (Steven Bergwijn), Son Heung-Min (Bryan Gil), Lucas Moura.
Subs: Ben Davies, Dele Alli, Harry Winks, Pierluigi Gollini, Matt Doherty, Joe Rodon.
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Crystal Palace
Jack Butland, James Tomkins, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell (Nathan Ferguson), Joel Ward, Will Hughes, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Conor Gallagher (Jeff Schlupp), Odsonne Édouard (Jean-Philippe Mateta), Wilfried Zaha, Jordan Ayew.
Subs: Marc Guehi, Jairo Riedewald, Martin Kelly, Remi Matthews.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
26' Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
32' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Crystal Palace 0. Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Lucas Moura.
34' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 2, Crystal Palace 0. Lucas Moura (Tottenham Hotspur) header from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Emerson Royal with a cross.
37' Second yellow card to Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) for a bad foul.
45'+1' James Tomkins (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
63' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Jean-Philippe Mateta replaces Odsonne Édouard.
64' Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Steven Bergwijn replaces Harry Kane.
68' Davinson Sánchez (Tottenham Hotspur) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
74' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 3, Crystal Palace 0. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Lucas Moura with a cross.Goal confirmed following VAR Review.
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Goal Liverpool : Diogo Jota (35'), Andy Robertson (69')
RED CARD Liverpool: Andy Robertson 77'
13' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 0. Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Tanguy Ndombele with a through ball.
35' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 1. Diogo Jota (Liverpool) header from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Andrew Robertson.
69' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Liverpool 2. Andrew Robertson (Liverpool) header from very close range to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Trent Alexander-Arnold.
74' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 2, Liverpool 2. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal.
77' Andrew Robertson (Liverpool) is shown the red card.
Opta Stat: 3 - Andy Robertson is the first player to score, assist and be sent off in a Premier League game since Aleksandar Mitrovic in May 2016. Centre.
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TEAM NEWS
Plenty of notable team news, as you’d expect in these peculiar times. Dele Alli gets a rare start, one of five changes from the 3-0 win over Norwich a fortnight ago. Ryan Sessegnon, Tanguy Ndombele, Emerson Royal and Harry Winks also come in, with Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilon, Lucas Moura, Oliver Skipp and Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg left out
Liverpool are without their entire first-choice midfield, so the teenager Tyler Morton gets his first Premier League start. He was born on 31 October 2002, ten days before James Milner, who also starts today, made his Premier League debut. The three changes in midfield - Morton, Milner and Naby Keita for Jordan Henderson, Thiago Alcantara and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
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LINE-UPS
Tottenham Hotspur
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Harry Winks, Tanguy Ndombele, Ryan Sessegnon, Emerson, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Dele Alli.
Subs: Sergio Reguilón, Giovani Lo Celso, Lucas Moura, S
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Brentford vs Everton 1-0 FT
Brentford
Álvaro Fernández, Charlie Goode, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Sergi Canós, Vitaly Janelt, Frank Onyeka, Christian Nørgaard, Rico Henry, Bryan Mbeumo, Ivan Toney.
Subs: Matthew Cox, Mads Bech Sörensen, Dominic Thompson, Mads Roerslev Rasmussen, Yoane Wissa, Saman Ghoddos, Shandon Baptiste, Mathias Jensen, Marcus Forss.
Everton
Jordan Pickford, Séamus Coleman, Ben Godfrey, Michael Keane, Lucas Digne, Anthony Gordon, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Allan, Alex Iwobi, Andros Townsend, Salomón Rondón.
Subs: Asmir Begović, Jarrad Branthwaite, Jonjoe Kenny, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Demarai Gray, Fabian Delph, Ellis Simms, Cenk Tosun, Lewis Dobbin.
Match Updates :
24’- Toney converts penalty for Brentford to open scoring
Man City vs West Ham 2-1 FT
Man City
Ederson, Aymeric Laporte, Rúben Dias, João Cancelo, Kyle Walker, Rodri, Bernardo Silva, Ilkay Gündogan, Gabriel Jesus, Raheem Sterling, Riyad Mahrez.
Subs: Cole Palmer, Fernandinho, Zack Steffen, John Stones, Scott Carson, James Mcatee, Nathan Aké, Oleksandr Zinchenko.
West Ham
Lukasz Fabianski, Kurt Zouma, Craig Dawson, Aaron Cresswell, Ben Johnson, Saïd Benrahma, Declan Rice, Tomás Soucek, Michail Antonio, Arthur Masuaku, Pablo Fornals.
Subs: Andriy Yarmolenko, Jarrod Bowen, Alphonse Areola, Mark Noble, Alex Král, Manuel Lanzini, Vladimír Coufal, Issa Diop, Nikola Vlasic.
Match Updates :
33’- Gundogan opens the scoring for City
90’- Fernandinho doubles the lead for City
90+4’- Lanzini opens the scoring for West Ham
Leicester vs Watford 4-2 FT
Leicester
Kasper Schmeichel, Caglar Söyüncü, Jonny Evans, Luke Thomas, Timothy Castagne, James Maddison, Wilfred Ndidi, Boubakary Soumaré, Jamie Vardy, Harvey Barnes, Ademola Lookman.
Subs: Ayoze Pérez, Jannik Vestergaard, Hamza Choudhury, Kelechi Iheanacho, Patson Daka, Danny Ward, Kieran Dewsbury-Hall, Marc Albrighton, Daniel Amartey.
Watford
Daniel Bachmann, William Troost-Ekong, Craig Cathcart, Imran Louza, Adam Masina, Kiko Femenía, Moussa Sissoko, Tom Cleverley, Emmanuel Dennis, Cucho Hernández, Joshua King.
Subs: Jeremy Ngakia, Danny Rose, James Morris, Christian Kabasele, Ozan Tufan, Ashley Fletcher, Dan Gosling, João Pedro, Robert Elliot.
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Zenit vs Chelsea 3-3 FT
Zenit
Mikhail Kerzhakov, Yaroslav Rakitskiy, Dejan Lovren, Wilmar Barrios, Douglas Santos, Vyacheslav Karavaev, Wendel, Daler Kuzyaev, Claudinho, Malcom, Sardar Azmoun.
Subs: Danila Khotulev, David Byazrov, Magomed Ozdoev, Kirill Kravtsov, Daniil Odoevskiy, Danil Krugovoi, Artem Dzyuba, Alex Sutormin, Aleksandr Erokhin, Daniil Kuznetsov, Andrei Mostovoy.
Chelsea
Kepa Arrizabalaga, Andreas Christensen, Malang Sarr, César Azpilicueta, Saúl Ñíguez, Ross Barkley, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Reece James, Romelu Lukaku, Timo Werner, Mason Mount.
Subs: Marcus Bettinelli, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Hakim Ziyech, Antonio Rüdiger, Thiago Silva, Édouard Mendy, Kai Havertz, Christian Pulisic, Marcos Alonso.
Match Updates :
2’- Werner opens the scoring for Chelsea
38’- Claudinho equalises for Zenit
41’- Azmoun provides Zenit the lead
62’- Lukaku equalises for Chelsea
85’- Werner provides Chelsea the lead
90+4’- Ozdoyev equalises with a great volley
Juventus vs Malmö 1-0 FT
Juventus
Mattia Perin, Leonardo Bonucci, Daniele Rugani, Koni De Winter, Arthur, Rodrigo Bentancur, Adrien Rabiot, Alex Sandro, Federico Bernardeschi, Moise Kean, Paulo Dybala. Subs: Manuel Locatelli, Álvaro Morata, Fabio Miretti, Giorgio Chiellini, Carlo Pinsoglio, Wojciech Szczesny, Cosimo Marco Da Graca, Juan Cuadrado, Matthijs de Ligt, Mattia De Sciglio.
Malmö
Ismael Diarra Diawara, Lasse Nielsen, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Martin Olsson, Niklas Moisander, Innocent Bonke, Anders Christiansen, Erdal Rakip, Jo Inge Berget, Antonio-Mirko Colak, Veljko Birmancevic.
Subs: Johan Dahlin, Adi Nalic, Sergio Peña, Franz Brorsson, Eric Larsson, Sebastian Nanasi, Melker Ellborg, Peter Gwargis, Malik Abubakari.
Match Updates :
18’- Kean opens the scoring for Juventus
Benfica vs Dynamo Kyiv 2-0 FT
Benfica
Odisseas Vlachodimos, Nicolás Otamendi, Jan Vertonghen, André Almeida, João Mário, Pizzi, Julian Weigl, Alejandro Grimaldo, Gilberto, Roman Yaremchuk, Rafa.
Subs: Ferro, Morato, Everton, Adel Taarabt, Paulo Bernardo, Darwin Núñez, Helton Leite, Valentino Lazaro, Goncalo Ramos, Diogo Go
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Leeds vs Brentford - 2-2 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Kalvin Phillips, Júnior Firpo, Luke Ayling, Stuart Dallas, Adam Forshaw, Daniel James, Raphinha, Tyler Roberts.
Subs: Rodrigo, Crysencio Summerville, Jack Jenkins, Mateusz Klich, Jack Harrison, Charlie Cresswell, Jamie Shackleton, Kristoffer Klaesson, Patrick Bamford.
Brentford
Álvaro Fernández, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Charles Goode, Vitaly Janelt, Shandon Baptiste, Christian Norgaard, Rico Henry, Mads Roerslev, Bryan Mbeumo, Sergi Canós.
Subs: Frank Onyeka, Matthew Cox, Dominic Thompson, Mathias Jensen, Marcus Forss, Yoane Wissa, Finley Stevens, Saman Ghoddos, Nathan Young-Coombes.
Match Updates :
27’- Roberts opens the scoring for Leeds
54’- Baptiste equalises for Brentford
61’- Canos provides the lead to Brentford
90+5’- Bamford equalises for Leeds
Man United vs Palace - 1-0 FT
Man United
David de Gea, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Alex Telles, Diogo Dalot, Bruno Fernandes, Fred, Scott McTominay, Cristiano Ronaldo, Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho.
Subs: Phil Jones, Mason Greenwood, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Eric Bailly, Anthony Elanga, Dean Henderson, Nemanja Matic, Juan Mata, Donny van de Beek.
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, James Tomkins, Tyrick Mitchell, Nathaniel Clyne, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Conor Gallagher, Jeff Schlupp, Christian Benteke, Wilfried Zaha, Jordan Ayew.
Subs: Jack Butland, Eberechi Eze, Luka Milivojevic, Martin Kelly, Michael Olise, Jean-Philippe Mateta, Jairo Riedewald, Odsonne Édouard, Will Hughes.
Match Updates :
77’- Fred opens the scoring for United
Tottenham vs Norwich - 3-0 FT
Tottenham
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Ben Davies, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Oliver Skipp, Sergio Reguilón, Japhet Tanganga, Harry Kane, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Joe Rodon, Matt Doherty, Steven Bergwijn, Pierluigi Gollini, Tanguy Ndombele, Dane Scarlett, Dele Alli, Ryan Sessegnon, Harry Winks.
Norwich
Tim Krul, Andrew Omobamidele, Grant Hanley, Ben Gibson, Brandon Williams, Max Aarons, Pierre Lees-Melou, Kenny McLean, Billy Gilmour, Teemu Pukki, Adam Idah.
Subs: Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Kieran Dowell, Ozan Kabak, Joshua Sargent, Todd Cantwell, Angus Gunn, Lukas R
... keep reading on reddit ➡Competition: Premier League | Date: December 26, 2021
Kick off: 15:00 (Europe/London) | Venue: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Referee: Jonathan Moss, England | FT: 90' Tottenham 3-0 Crystal Palace
Tottenham: LWWLLL
Crystal Palace: DDDDLW
Formation: 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: H. Lloris, D. Sánchez, Reguilón, J. Tanganga, Emerson, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura, P. Højbjerg, E. Dier, O. Skipp, H. Kane
Substitutes: S. Bergwijn, Bryan Gil, T. Ndombèlé, B. Davies, J. Rodon, H. Winks, D. Alli, P. Gollini, M. Doherty
Coach: A. Conte
Formation: 4-3-3
Starting XI: J. Butland, J. Tomkins, J. Ward, J. Andersen, T. Mitchell, C. Kouyaté, W. Hughes, C. Gallagher, J. Ayew, W. Zaha, O. Édouard
Substitutes: J. Mateta, J. Schlupp, N. Ferguson, M. Guéhi, M. Kelly, R. Matthews, J. Riedewald
Coach: P. Vieira
Tottenham | 3 - 0 | Crystal Palace |
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60% | Ball Possession | 40% |
17 | Total Shots | 4 |
6 | Shots On Target | 0 |
6 | Shots Off Target | 2 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
11 | Shots Inside Box | 3 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 1 |
4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
16 | Fouls | 10 |
1 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
592 | Passes | 396 |
538 (91%) | Accurate Passes | 327 (83%) |
0' KICKOFF!
26' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
32' GOAL! Scored by H. Kane (Tottenham)
34' GOAL! Scored by Lucas Moura (Tottenham)
37' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
37' Red Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
45' Yellow Card for J. Tomkins (Crystal Palace)
64' Substitution: J. Mateta for O. Édouard (Crystal Palace)
66' Substitution: S. Bergwijn for H. Kane (Tottenham)
69' Yellow Card for D. Sánchez (Tottenham)
74' GOAL! Scored by Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
76' Substitution: Bryan Gil for Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
77' Substitution: J. Schlupp for C. Gallagher (Crystal Palace)
79' Substitution: T. Ndombèlé for P. Højbjerg (Tottenham)
83' Substitution: N. Ferguson for T. Mitchell (Crystal Palace)
90' Match whistled off
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Chelsea vs Norwich - 7-0 FT
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Kai Havertz, Mason Mount, Callum Hudson-Odoi.
Subs: César Azpilicueta, Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Hakim Ziyech, Andreas Christensen, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Malang Sarr.
Norwich
Tim Krul, Ben Gibson, Grant Hanley, Ozan Kabak, Kenny McLean, Pierre Lees-Melou, Mathias Normann, Dimitris Giannoulis, Max Aarons, Teemu Pukki, Joshua Sargent.
Subs: Lukas Rupp, Angus Gunn, Kieran Dowell, Milot Rashica, Jacob Lungi Sorensen, Brandon Williams, Adam Idah, Andrew Omobamidele, Christos Tzolis.
Match Updates :
8’- Mount scores the opener for Chelsea
18’- Hudson-Odoi doubles Chelsea’s lead
42’- Reece James scores Chelsea’s third goal
57’- Chilwell scores Chelsea’s fourth goal
62’- Aarons scores an own goal making it five goals for Chelsea
65’- Gibson shown red card (second yellow)
85’- Mount scores penalty for Chelsea to it six
90+1’- Mount’s hattrick to make it seven for Chelsea
Palace vs Newcastle - 1-1 FT
Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Conor Gallagher, James McArthur, Luka Milivojevic, Christian Benteke, Odsonne Édouard, Michael Olise.
Subs: James Tomkins, Jordan Ayew, Nathaniel Clyne, Wilfried Zaha, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Jack Butland, Will Hughes, Jeff Schlupp, Jean-Philippe Mateta.
Newcastle
Karl Darlow, Jamaal Lascelles, Ciaran Clark, Emil Krafth, Sean Longstaff, Isaac Hayden, Matt Ritchie, Javier Manquillo, Callum Wilson, Allan Saint-Maximin, Ryan Fraser.
Subs: Miguel Almirón, Mark Gillespie, Jeff Hendrick, Dwight Gayle, Jacob Murphy, Fabian Schär, Joelinton, Jamal Lewis, Joe Willock.
Match Updates :
56’- Benteke opens the scoring for Palace
65’- Wilson equalises for Newcastle
87’- Benteke’s goal disallowed by VAR
Leeds vs Wolves - 1-1 FT
Leeds
Illan Meslier, Pascal Struijk, Liam Cooper, Diego Llorente, Stuart Dallas, Jamie Shackleton, Jack Harrison, Mateusz Klich, Dan James, Raphin
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Competition: Premier League 2021/2022
Date: 11th September, 2021
Time: 12:30 (BST)
Venue: Selhurst Park
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Recent form
Crystal Palace: LDD
Tottenham Hotspur: WWW
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Tottenham Hotspur - 4-3-3 | Crystal Palace - 4-3-3 |
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1 Lloris | 13 Guaita |
12 Emerson Royal | 2 Ward |
25 Tanganga | 16 Andersen |
15 Dier | 6 Guéhi |
3 Reguilón | 3 Mitchell |
5 Højbjerg | 23 Gallagher |
29 Skipp | 8 Kouyaté |
8 Winks | 18 McArthur |
27 Lucas Moura | 11 Zaha |
10 Kane | 20 Benteke |
20 Alli | 9 J Ayew |
Substitutes | Substitutes |
2 Doherty | 1 Butland |
11 Gil | 4 Milivojevic |
14 Rodon | 5 Tomkins |
22 Gollini | 7 Olise |
28 Ndombele | 12 Hughes |
33 Davies | 17 Clyne |
44 Scarlett | 22 Édouard |
49 Omole | 34 Kelly |
54 Markanday | 44 Riedewald |
Coach - Nuno Espirito Santo | Coach - Patrick Viera |
Crystal Palace | Score | Tottenham Hotspur |
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W. Zaha 76' (pen.) | [1]-0 | |
O. Édouard 84' | [2]-0 | |
O. Édouard 90'+3' | [3]-0 |
Date: 11/09/2021 — 13:30 CEST, 07:30 EDT, 12:30 BST, 17:00 IST
Competition: Premier League (Round 4)
Crystal Palace | Notes | Tottenham Hotspur | Notes |
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DLDLW | WWWLW | ||
Manager: P. Vieira | Manager: Nuno Espírito Santo | ||
13 Guaita | 1 H. Lloris |
Updates for Scores & Goals
TEAM News :
Spurs XI: Lloris, Emerson, Dier, Romero, Davies, Skipp, Hojbjerg, Lo Celso, Lucas, Son, Kane.
Goal Liverpool : Jordan Henderson 4' ; Sadio Mane 24'
Goal Brighton: Enock Mwepu 41', Leandro Trossard 65'
Liverpool XI: Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Konaté, Van Dijk, Robertson, Keïta, Henderson, Jones, Salah, Firmino, Mane
Brighton XI: Sanchez, Veltman, Duffy, Dunk, Cucurella, Bissouma, Lallana, Moder, March, Trossard, Mwepu
Goal Palace : Wilfred Zaha 6', Conor Gallagher 88'
Man City XI: Ederson, Walker, Dias, Laporte, Cancelo, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Bernardo, Grealish, Jesus, Foden.
Crystal Palace XI: Guaita, Guéhi, Ward, Andersen, Mitchell, McArthur, Kouyaté, Gallagher, Ayew, Édouard, Zaha.
Goal Chelsea : Recce James 65',77', Jorginho 81' (Pen)
Newcastle XI: Darlow, Krafth, Lascelles, Clark, Manquillo, Hayden, Longstaff, Fraser, Ritchie, Wilson, Saint-Maximin
Chelsea XI: Mendy, James, Rüdiger, Christensen, Silva, Chilwell, Jorginho, Kanté, Hudson-Odoi, Ziyech, Havertz
Goal Southampton: Che Adams 20'
Watford XI: Foster, Ngakia, Troost-Ekong, Cathcart, Masina, Kucka, Sissoko, Sarr, Cucho, João Pedro, King
Southampton XI: McCarthy, Livramento, Bednarek, Salisu, Walker-Peters, Elyounoussi, Romeu, Ward-Prowse, Redmond, A Armstrong, Adams.
Goal Burnley : Chris Wood 4', Matthew Lowton 32', Maxwel Cornet 36'
Goal Brentford: Saman Ghoddos 79'
Burnley XI: Pope, Lowton, Tarkowski, Mee, Taylor, Gudmundsson, Westwood, Brownhill, McNeil, Wood, Cornet
Brentford XI: Fernández, Zanka, Jansson, Pinnock, Canós, Onyeka, Nørgaard, Jensen, Henry, Forss, Toney
Goals Arsenal : Gabriel 5', Smith Rowe 18'
Leicester City: Schmeichel, Amartey, Evans, Soyuncu, Castagne, Tielemans, Soumare, Thomas, Maddison, Iheanacho, Vardy.
Subs: Bertrand, Barnes, Ward, Choudhury, Dewsbury-Hall, Vestergaard, Ndidi, Daka, Lookman.
Arsenal: Ramsdale, Tomiyasu, White, Gabriel, Tavares, Saka, Partey, Sambi Lokonga, Smith-Rowe, Lacazette
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# | Team | GP | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD | P |
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1 | Paris Saint Germain | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 40 | 18 | +22 | 47 |
2 | Nice | 20 | 11 | 4 | 5 | 32 | 17 | +15 | 36 |
3 | Marseille | 19 | 10 | 6 | 3 | 27 | 15 | +12 | 36 |
4 | Rennes | 20 | 9 | 4 | 7 | 34 | 19 | +15 | 31 |
5 | Montpellier | 19 | 9 | 4 | 6 | 33 | 24 | +9 | 31 |
6 | Lens | 20 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 34 | 28 | +6 | 30 |
7 | Monaco | 20 | 8 | 6 | 6 | 29 | 23 | +6 | 30 |
8 | Strasbourg | 19 | 8 | 5 | 6 | 36 | 24 | +12 | 29 |
9 | Nantes | 20 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 25 | 23 | +2 | 29 |
10 | Lille | 19 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 26 | 26 | 0 | 28 |
11 | Lyon | 19 | 6 | 8 | 5 | 27 | 27 | 0 | 25 |
12 | Angers | 19 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 26 | 27 | -1 | 25 |
13 | Stade Brestois 29 | 20 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 26 | 31 | -5 | 25 |
14 | Reims | 20 | 5 | 9 | 6 | 22 | 22 | 0 | 24 |
15 | Clermont Foot | 19 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 20 | 32 | -12 | 18 |
16 | Estac Troyes | 19 | 4 | 5 | 10 | 18 | 28 | -10 | 17 |
17 | Bordeaux | 20 | 3 | 8 | 9 | 30 | 44 | -14 | 17 |
18 | Lorient | 19 | 3 | 7 | 9 | 15 | 31 | -16 | 16 |
19 | Metz | 20 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 23 | 41 | -18 | 16 |
20 | Saint Etienne | 19 | 2 | 6 | 11 | 17 | 40 | -23 | 12 |
Match Info:
Lineups:
Lyon - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Anthony Lopes, Damien Da Silva, Jérôme Boateng, Castello Lukeba, Léo Dubois, Bruno Guimarães, Maxence Caqueret, Emerson Palmieri, Lucas Paquetá, Houssem Aouar, Moussa Dembélé
Substitutes: Julian Pollersbeck, Malo Gusto, Henrique, Rayan Cherki, Habib Keita, Xherdan Shaqiri, Bradley Barcola
Coach: -
Paris Saint Germain - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Keylor Navas, Colin Dagba, Marquinhos, Presnel Kimpembe, Nuno Mendes, Ander Herrera, Leandro Paredes, Marco Verratti, Georginio Wijnaldum, Mauro Icardi, Kylian Mbappé
Substitutes: Sergio Rico, Sergio Ramos, Juan Bernat, El Chadaille Bitshiabu, Thilo Kehrer, Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe, Ismael Gharbi, Édouard Michut, Xavi Simons
Coach: -
Match Stats:
Lyon | Paris Saint Germain | |
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32% | Ball Possession | 68% |
11 | Total Shots | 15 |
4 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
1 |
Date: 03/10/2021 Premier League Matchweek: 7
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Venue: Selhurst Park || Referee: Anthony Taylor
Lineups:
Timeline:
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... keep reading on reddit ➡For the French-speakers in this subreddit, Formation FC just released a very interesting podcast which addresses the situation of the youth players at PSG. Guests include Philippe Goguet (founder of CulturePSG) and Luca Demange (writer for CulturePSG and RMCSport).
For all the non-French speakers, I wanted to summarize certain points touched upon in the podcast to give you all context and allow you to participate in the discussion.
#FT: Chelsea 1-0 Zenit St Petersburg
Chelsea scorers: Romelu Lukaku (69')
Venue: Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Andreas Christensen, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta (Thiago Silva), Jorginho, Mateo Kovacic, Marcos Alonso (Ben Chilwell), Reece James, Romelu Lukaku, Hakim Ziyech (Kai Havertz), Mason Mount (Ruben Loftus-Cheek).
Subs: Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Timo Werner, Trevoh Chalobah, Malang Sarr, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Lucas Bergstrom.
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Zenit St Petersburg
Stanislav Kritsyuk, Dmitriy Chistyakov, Yaroslav Rakitskiy (Danil Krugovoi), Wilmar Barrios, Douglas Santos, Alex Sutormin, Daler Kuzyaev (Kirill Kravtsov), Wendel (Aleksandr Erokhin), Claudinho (Andrei Mostovoy), Malcom (Artem Dzyuba), Sardar Azmoun.
Subs: Mikhail Kerzhakov, Daniil Odoevskiy, Danila Khotulev.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' César Azpilicueta (Chelsea) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
62' Yaroslav Rakitskiy Yellow Card
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Kai Havertz replaces Hakim Ziyech.
69' Romelu Lukaku Goal - Header
75' On: Artem Dzyuba|Off: Malcom
76' On: Aleksandr Erokhin|Off: Wendel
82' Substitution, Zenit St Petersburg. Kirill Kravtsov replaces Daler Kuzyaev.
83' Substitution, Chelsea. Thiago Silva replaces César Azpilicueta.
83' Substitution, Chelsea. Ben Chilwell replaces Marcos Alonso.
88' On: Andrei Mostovoy|Off: Claudinho
88' On: Danil Krugovoi|Off: Yaroslav Rakitskiy
90'+3' On: Ruben Loftus-Cheek|Off: Mason Mount
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#Context
Following this thread posted earlier today, I decided to look into whether or not this statement which we hear each year is true. This started as a reply to a comment, but it quickly snowballed into me downloading all the data from NaturalStatTrick since 2009-2010.
Before this research, my personnal opinion was that the only Norris winners in the last 20 years who won it solely because of points were Subban and Karlsson. Another interesting year coming into this was 2016, the year people claim Doughty won it to make up for the fact that he should've won it by now and that he had it won by September.
So I looked at every Norris winner of the 2010s (and 2021)'s expected goals against per 60 minutes of play. To give you a better idea, a xGA/60 of under 1.8 will usually put you in the top 10% (changes a bit depending on the scoring evironment).
To qualify, a player had to have played at least 500 minutes in an 82-games season and 300 in a shortened season (2012-2013 and 2020-2021). This usually gives us a sample size of about 200 defensemen or roughly 6.5 defensemen per team, which seems appropriate.
#Results
Year | Winner | Team | Points | xGA/60 | Rank | Out of | Year Leader |
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2009-2010 | Duncan Keith | Chicago Blackhawks | 69 (2nd) | 1.938 | 31 (85th percentile) | 200 | Mark Giordano (CGY) |
2010-2011 | Nicklas Lidstrom | Detroit Red Wings | 62 (2nd) | 2.287 | 133 (34th percentile) | 201 | Mark Fayne (NJD) |
2011-2012 | Erik Karlsson | Ottawa Senators | 78 (1st) | 2.319 | 158 (22nd percentile) | 202 | Alec Martinez (LAK) |
2012-2013 | P.K. Subban | Montreal Canadiens | 38 (T-1st) | 1.807 | 30 (85th percentile) | 204 | Henrik Talinder (NJD) |
2013-2014 | Duncan Keith | Chicago Blackhawks | 66 (2nd) | 2.025 | 70 (65th percentile) | 201 | Mark Fayne (NJD) |
2014-2015 | Erik Karlsson | Ottawa Senators | 66 (1st) | 2.170 | 118 (42nd percentile) | 204 | Jonas Brodin (MIN) |
2015-2016 | Drew Doughty | Los Angeles Kings | 51 (T-9th) | 1.895 | 26 (87th percentile) | 198 | Justin Braun (SJS) |
2016-2017 | Brent Burns | San Jose Sharks | 76 (1st) | 2.464 | 175 (11th percentile) | 197 | Kevin Gravel (LAK) |
2017-2018 | Victor Hedman | Tampa Bay Lightning | 63 (5th) | 2.107 | 48 (77th percentile) | 212 | Tobias Enstrom (WPG) |
2018-2019 | Mark Giordano | Calgary Flames | 74 (2nd) | 2.016 | 22 (89th percentile) | 209 | Greg Pateryn (DAL) |
2019-2020 | Roman Josi | Nashville Predators | 65 (2nd) | 2.175 | 64 (68th percentile) | 197 | Matt Grzelcyk (BOS) |
2020-20
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Chelsea scorers: Hakim Ziyech (16', 49')
Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Lucas Moura (56'), Steven Bergwijn (70')
Venue: Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Kurt Zouma (Ruben Loftus-Cheek), Antonio Rüdiger (Ethan Ampadu), Trevor Chalobah (Matt Miazga), Mateo Kovacic (Faustino Anjorin), N'Golo Kanté (Tiemoué Bakayoko), Marcos Alonso (Kenedy), Callum Hudson-Odoi (Christian Pulisic), Timo Werner (Malang Sarr), Kai Havertz (Davide Zappacosta), Hakim Ziyech (Tammy Abraham).
Subs: Michy Batshuayi, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Marcus Bettinelli.
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Tottenham Hotspur
Pierluigi Gollini, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilón (Ben Davies), Matt Doherty (Serge Aurier), Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (Harry Winks), Dele Alli, Oliver Skipp, Son Heung-Min, Steven Bergwijn (Dane Scarlett), Lucas Moura.
Subs: Moussa Sissoko, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Alfie Whiteman, Joe Rodon, Jack Clarke, Tobi Omole, Nile John.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' Substitution, Chelsea. Christian Pulisic replaces Callum Hudson-Odoi.
45' On: Tiemoué Bakayoko|Off: N'Golo Kanté
45' On: Harry Winks|Off: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
63' On: Tammy Abraham|Off: Hakim Ziyech
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Malang Sarr replaces Timo Werner.
63' On: Davide Zappacosta|Off: Kai Havertz
63' On: Kenedy|Off: Marcos Alonso
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Faustino Anjorin replaces Mateo Kovacic.
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Ruben Loftus-Cheek replaces Kurt Zouma.
64' On: Ethan Ampadu|Off: Antonio Rüdiger
73' Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Ben Davies replaces Sergio Reguilón.
80' On: Matt Miazga|Off: Trevor Chalobah
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I'll be keeping track of all the signings throughout the summer, as I have done for the past 6 years.
Discuss anything related to Free Agency in this thread, and I will be updating daily
Information taken from www.capfriendly.com.
CapFriendly's list of Restricted Free Agents (RFAs) found Here
I added team abbreviations to make searching your team's transactions easier! (Click on "From" or "To"). This only works if you have RES.
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I'm only updating NHL signings. Players who sign overseas will be removed from the list.
Previous FA threads: 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014, 2013, 2012
#2021 UFA SIGNINGS
Name | From | To | Cap Hit | Term | Position | Age | Link |
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Joe Thornton | TOR | FLA | $750,000 | 1 | C, LW | 41 | [Link] |
Zac Rinaldo | CGY | CBJ | $750,000 | 1 | LW | 31 | [Link] |
Andrew Poturalski | ANA | CAR | $750,000 | 1 | C | 27 | [Link] |
Marcus Johansson | MIN | SEA | $1,500,000 | 1 | C, LW, RW | 30 | [Link] |
Tomas Tatar | MTL | NJD | $4,500,000 | 2 | LW, RW | 30 | Link |
Connor Carrick | NJD | SEA | $800,000 | 1 | RD | 27 | [Link] |
Travis Boyd | VAN | ARI | $750,000 | 1 | C, RW | 27 | [Link] |
Michael Vecchione | COL | WSH | $750,000 | 1 | C | 28 | [Link] |
Josh Jacobs | NJD | CAR | $750,000 | 1 | RD | 25 | [Link] |
Ryan Murray | NJD | COL | $2,000,000 | 1 | LD | 27 | Link |
Austin Poganski | STL | WPG [](/r/win |
#FT: Chelsea 2-0 Atletico Madrid
2nd Leg - Chelsea advance 3-0 on aggregate
Chelsea scorers: Hakim Ziyech (34'), Emerson (90'+4')
Venue: Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Kurt Zouma, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta, Mateo Kovacic, N'Golo Kanté, Marcos Alonso (Ben Chilwell), Reece James, Timo Werner (Callum Hudson-Odoi), Kai Havertz (Emerson), Hakim Ziyech (Christian Pulisic).
Subs: Wilfredo Caballero, Olivier Giroud, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Billy Gilmour, Faustino Anjorin.
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Atletico Madrid
Jan Oblak, José Giménez, Stefan Savic, Renan Lodi (Mario Hermoso), Kieran Trippier (Thomas Lemar), Saúl Ñíguez, Koke, Yannick Carrasco (Moussa Dembélé), Marcos Llorente, Luis Suárez (Ángel Correa), João Félix.
Subs: Héctor Herrera, Vitolo, Geoffrey Kondogbia, Sime Vrsaljko, Ivo Grbic, Felipe, Lucas Torreira, Miguel San Román.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' On: Mario Hermoso|Off: Renan Lodi
53' Substitution, Atletico Madrid. Moussa Dembele replaces Yannick Carrasco.
59' On: Ángel Correa|Off: Luis Suárez
69' On: Thomas Lemar|Off: Kieran Trippier
77' On: Christian Pulisic|Off: Hakim Ziyech
83' On: Callum Hudson-Odoi|Off: Timo Werner
90'+3' On: Emerson|Off: Kai Havertz
90'+4' On: Ben Chilwell|Off: Marcos Alonso
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Venue: National Arena, Bucharest, Romania
Referee: Dr. Felix Brych (Germany)
Starting XI: (3-4-2-1) Jan Oblak; Felipe, Mario Hermoso, Stefan Savic; Marcos Llorente, Koke, Thomas Lemar, Saul; Angel Correa, João Félix; Luis Suarez
Subs: Vitolo, Geoffrey Kondogbia, Ivo Grbic, Moussa Dembélé, Lucas Torreira, Miguel San Román, Renan Lodi, Álvaro García, Sergio Camello, Ricard Sánchez Sendra.
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Starting XI: (3-4-2-1) Édouard Mendy; Andreas Christensen, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta; Callum Hudson-Odoi, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho, Marcos Alonso; Mason Mount, Timo Werner, Olivier Giroud
Subs: Wilfredo Caballero, Emerson, Kurt Zouma, Kepa Arrizabalaga, N'Golo Kanté, Hakim Ziyech, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, Christian Pulisic, Kai Havertz, Tammy Abraham, Billy Gilmour.
Teams are in the tunnel, which means kickoff is imminent!
1' KICKOFF! We are underway!
1' Mount is swiftly booked for a foul on Felix. He'll miss leg two
7' Chelsea have the majority of the early possession here.
8' Mount's corner is headed away by the first man
9' Alonso with a crucial defensive header to steer it away from Correa. Corner Atletico, comes to nothing
12' Christensen with an effort from distance that goes well over
14' Suarez dispossess Rudiger and his cross reaches Lemar, who fires wide
15' Hudson-Odoi's cross is nearly met by Werner, but he can't get a toe on it. Throw in for Atleti
17' Werner goes down in the Atleti penalty area, nothing give by the referee
19' Werner wins a corner for Chelsea. Comes to nothing.
25' Alonso's shot is smothered by Oblak
28' Lemar is beside himself as he is called for a handball
34' Lemar's chipped ball towards Suarez is too heavy and gives Chelsea a goal kick
39' SAVE OBLAK ON WERNER - the first big chance of the match
41' Chelsea counter through Alonso and his cross is sent over by Mount
42' Superb covering from Rudiger to deny Suarez.
45' Good link up play between Mount and Hudson-Odoi leads to a Chelsea corner
45+1' One minute added on. The corner comes to nothing
HALFTIME
Atletico Madrid 0 Chelsea 0
46' Second half is unde
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Chelsea scorers: Ben Godfrey OG (31'), Jorginho (65' pen.)
Venue: Stamford Bridge, London, England
Referee: David Coote
Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
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Édouard Mendy | Kepa Arrizabalaga | ||
Kurt Zouma | Thiago Silva | ||
Andreas Christensen | Ben Chilwell | ||
Cesar Azpilicueta | Antonio Rüdiger | ||
Marcos Alonso | N'Golo Kanté | 80' | |
Mateo Kovačić | 80' | Mason Mount | 66' |
Jorginho | 65' | Christian Pulisic | 90' |
Reece James | Hakim Ziyech | ||
Kai Havertz | Olivier Giroud | ||
Callum Hudson-Odoi | 66' | ||
Timo Werner | 90' |
Manager: Thomas Tuchel (Germany)
Starting XI | Notes | Subs | Notes |
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Jordan Pickford | João Virgínia | ||
Lucas Digne | 50' | Harry Tyrer | |
Ben Godfrey | 31' | Niles Nkounkou | |
Michael Keane | Tyler Onyango | ||
Mason Holgate | 17' | Kyle John | |
André Gomes | 76' | Tom Davies | 56' 90' |
Allan | Joshua King | 70' | |
Richarlison | Bernard | 76' | |
Gylfi Sigurðsson | 70[' | Nathan Broadhead | |
Alex Iwobi | 56' | ||
Dominic Calvert-Lewin |
Manager: Carlo Ancelotti (Italy)
1': We're off!
16': A half-clearance falls for Jorginho, he smacks a volley and just misses the bottom corner.
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How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
#FT: Tottenham Hotspur 3-0 Crystal Palace
Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Harry Kane (32'), Lucas Moura (34'), Son Heung-Min (74')
Venue: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
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Tottenham Hotspur
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Davinson Sánchez, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (Tanguy Ndombele), Oliver Skipp, Sergio Reguilón, Emerson, Harry Kane (Steven Bergwijn), Son Heung-Min (Bryan Gil), Lucas Moura.
Subs: Ben Davies, Dele Alli, Harry Winks, Pierluigi Gollini, Matt Doherty, Joe Rodon.
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Crystal Palace
Jack Butland, James Tomkins, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell (Nathan Ferguson), Joel Ward, Will Hughes, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Conor Gallagher (Jeff Schlupp), Odsonne Édouard (Jean-Philippe Mateta), Wilfried Zaha, Jordan Ayew.
Subs: Marc Guehi, Jairo Riedewald, Martin Kelly, Remi Matthews.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
26' Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
32' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 1, Crystal Palace 0. Harry Kane (Tottenham Hotspur) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner. Assisted by Lucas Moura.
34' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 2, Crystal Palace 0. Lucas Moura (Tottenham Hotspur) header from very close range to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Emerson Royal with a cross.
37' Second yellow card to Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace) for a bad foul.
45'+1' James Tomkins (Crystal Palace) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
63' Substitution, Crystal Palace. Jean-Philippe Mateta replaces Odsonne Édouard.
64' Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Steven Bergwijn replaces Harry Kane.
68' Davinson Sánchez (Tottenham Hotspur) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.
74' Goal! Tottenham Hotspur 3, Crystal Palace 0. Son Heung-Min (Tottenham Hotspur) left footed shot from the right side of the six yard box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Lucas Moura with a cross.Goal confirmed following VAR Review.
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CL Watch Thread for today’s games.
Dynamo Kyiv vs Bayern 1-2 FT
Dynamo Kyiv
Georgiy Bushchan, Oleksandr Syrota, Illia Zabarnyi, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Tomasz Kedziora, Vitaliy Buyalskiy, Mykola Shaparenko, Serhiy Sydorchuk, Ilia Shkurin, Carlos De Peña, Viktor Tsygankov.
Subs: Vodolmyr Shepelev, Denys Boyko, Eric Ramírez, Benjamin Verbic, Oleksandr Karavaev, Vladyslav Kulach, Oleksandr Andrievsky, Bogdan Lednev, Artem Shabanov, Denys Garmash, Vitor Naum, Denys Antyukh.
Bayern
Manuel Neuer, Lucas Hernández, Tanguy Nianzou, Alphonso Davies, Benjamin Pavard, Thomas Müller, Leon Goretzka, Corentin Tolisso, Robert Lewandowski, Leroy Sané, Kingsley Coman.
Subs: Sven Ulreich, Malik Tillman, Christian Früchtl, Omar Richards, Marc Roca, Bouna Sarr.
Match Updates :
14’- Lewandowski opens the scoring for Bayern with a bicycle kick goal
42’- Coman doubles Bayern’s lead
70’- Garmash opens the scoring for Kyiv
Villarreal vs Man United 0-2 FT
Villarreal
Gerónimo Rulli, Pau Torres, Raúl Albiol, Étienne Capoue, Pervis Estupiñán, Juan Foyth, Moi Gómez, Dani Parejo, Manu Trigueros, Arnaut Danjuma, Yeremi Pino.
Subs: Iker, Alfonso Pedraza, Alberto Moreno, Mario, Raba, Boulaye Dia, Paco Alcácer, Vicente Iborra, Aïssa Mandi, Samu Chukwueze, Rubén Peña, Sergio Asenjo.
Man United
David de Gea, Harry Maguire, Victor Lindelöf, Alex Telles, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Donny van de Beek, Scott McTominay, Fred, Cristiano Ronaldo, Anthony Martial, Jadon Sancho.
Subs: Bruno Fernandes, Juan Mata, Eric Bailly, Tom Heaton, Jesse Lingard, Dean Henderson, Nemanja Matic, Amad Diallo, Diogo Dalot, Marcus Rashford.
Match Updates :
78’- Ronaldo opens the scoring for United
90+1’- Sancho doubles United’s lead
Chelsea vs Juventus - 4-0 FT
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Trevoh Chalobah, Jorginho, N'Golo Kanté, Ben Chilwell, Reece James, Christian Pulisic, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hakim Ziyech.
Subs: Mason Mount, Andreas Christensen, Ross Barkley, Romelu Lukaku, Malang Sarr, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Timo Werner, Marcos Alonso, Marcus Bettinelli, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Saúl Ñíguez, César Azpilicueta.
Juventus
Wojciech Szczesny, Matthijs de Ligt, Leonardo Bonucci, Alex Sandro, Juan Cuadrado, Rodrigo Bentancur, Manuel Locatelli, Weston McKenni
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Salzburg vs Wolfsburg- 3-1 FT
Salzburg
Köhn - Kristensen, Onguene, Wöber, Ulmer (c) - Sucic, Camara, Seiwald - Aaronson - Okafor, Adeyemi
Subs: Mantl, Walke, Okoh, Capaldo, Adamu, Bernede, Kjaergaard, Diambou, Simic, Ludewig, Guindo, Bernardo
Wolfsburg
Casteels (c) - Mbabu, Lacroix, Brooks, Roussillon - Vranckx, Arnold - Baku, Lukebakio, Steffen - L. Nmecha
Subs: Pervan, Klinger, Bornauw, Van de Ven, Otavio, Philipp, F. Nmecha, Ginczek
Match Updates :
3’- Adeyemi opens the scoring for Salzburg
15’- Nmecha equalises for Wolfsburg
65’- Okafor scores Salzburg’s second goal to take the lead
77’- Okafor doubles Salzburg’s lead
Barcelona vs Dynamo Kyiv - 1-0 FT
Barcelona
Marc-André ter Stegen, Clément Lenglet, Gerard Piqué, Jordi Alba, Óscar Mingueza, Sergio Busquets, Frenkie de Jong, Gavi, Luuk de Jong, Memphis Depay, Sergiño Dest.
Subs: Sergio Agüero, Philippe Coutinho, Neto, Samuel Umtiti, Sergi Roberto, Ricard Puig, Iñaki Peña, Yusuf Demir, Ansu Fati, Álex Balde, Nicolas Gonzalez.
Dynamo Kyiv
Georgiy Bushchan, Oleksandr Syrota, Illia Zabarnyi, Vitaliy Mykolenko, Tomasz Kedziora, Vitaliy Buyalskiy, Mykola Shaparenko, Serhiy Sydorchuk, Vladyslav Supriaha, Carlos De Peña, Viktor Tsygankov.
Subs: Denys Garmash, Denys Boyko, Benjamin Verbic, Oleksandr Karavaev, Oleksandr Andrievsky, Eric Ramírez, Oleksandr Tymchyk, Vodolmyr Shepelev, Artem Shabanov, Bogdan Lednev, Vitor Naum, Ilia Shkurin.
Match Updates :
36’- Pique scores Barcelona’s first goal in CL this season
Lille vs Sevilla - 0-0 FT
Lille
Ivo Grbic, Tiago Djaló, José Fonte, Reinildo Mandava, Zeki Celik, Amadou Mvom Onana, Benjamin André, Jonathan Bamba, Renato Sanches, Burak Yilmaz, Jonathan David.
Subs: Adam Jakubech, Jonathan Ikoné, Yusuf Yazici, Xeka, Gabriel Gudmundsson, Angel Gomes, Timothy Weah, Cheikh Niasse, Isaac Lihadji.
Sevilla
Bono, Karim Rekik, Diego Carlos, Marcos Acuña, Jesús Navas, Fernando, Óliver Torres, Thomas Delaney, Rafa Mir, Lucas Ocampos, Suso.
Subs: Ivan Rakitic, Erik Lamela, Alejandro Gómez, Marko Dmitrovic, Ludwig Augustinsson, Munir El Haddadi, Joan Jordán, Gonzalo Montiel, José Carmona, Óscar Rodríguez, Alfonso Pastor, Iván Romero.
Match Updates :
Nothing happ
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Kebab recipe (Thanks to u/gameofthrowinsmate)
Man United vs Everton - 1-1 FT
Man United
David de Gea, Victor Lindelöf, Raphaël Varane, Luke Shaw, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Fred, Scott McTominay, Edinson Cavani, Anthony Martial, Mason Greenwood.
Subs : Cristiano Ronaldo, Nemanja Matic, Paul Pogba, Jesse Lingard, Alex Telles, Eric Bailly, Donny van de Beek, Dean Henderson, Jadon Sancho.
Everton
Jordan Pickford, Michael Keane, Yerry Mina, Lucas Digne, Ben Godfrey, Allan, Abdoulaye Doucouré, Anthony Gordon, Andros Townsend, Salomón Rondón, Demarai Gray.
Subs : Andy Lonergan, Asmir Begovic, Jean-Philippe Gbamin, Mason Holgate, Jonjoe Kenny, Tom Davies, Jarrad Branthwaite, Lewis Dobbin, Charlie Whitaker.
Match Updates :
43’- Martial opens the scoring for United
65’- Townsend equalises for Everton
86’- Mina’s goal chalked off for offside
Chelsea vs Southampton - 3-1 FT
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta, Mateo Kovacic, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Trevoh Chalobah, Ben Chilwell, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner, Romelu Lukaku.
Subs : Marcos Alonso, Ross Barkley, Jorginho, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Hakim Ziyech, Andreas Christensen, Mason Mount, Kai Havertz.
Southampton
Alex McCarthy, Mohammed Salisu, Jan Bednarek, Kyle Walker-Peters, Valentino Livramento, Oriol Romeu, James Ward-Prowse, Nathan Tella, Theo Walcott, Adam Armstrong, Nathan Redmond.
Subs : Fraser Forster, Ibrahima Diallo, Shane Long, Stuart Armstrong, Mohammed Elyounoussi, Ché Adams, Lyanco, Romain Perraud, Moussa Djenepo.
Match Updates :
8’- Chalobah opens the scoring for Chelsea
36’- Lukaku’s goal ruled out as offside
41’- Werner’s goal disallowed after VAR review
61’- Ward Prowse equalises for Southampton through penalty conceded by Chilwell
72’- Ward Prowse receives straight red card for challenge on Jorginho
84’- Werner scores Chelsea’s second goal
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Malmö vs Chelsea 0-1 FT
Malmö
Johan Dahlin, Lasse Nielsen, Franz Brorsson, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Sebastian Nanasi, Sergio Peña, Innocent Bonke, Soren Rieks, Jo Inge Berget, Erdal Rakip, Antonio-Mirko Colak.
Subs: Niklas Moisander, Martin Olsson, Eric Larsson, Oscar Lewicki, Veljko Birmancevic, Peter Gwargis, Adi Nalic, Malik Abubakari, Noah Eile, Melker Ellborg, Ismael Diarra Diawara.
Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Thiago Silva, Antonio Rüdiger, Andreas Christensen, Jorginho, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Marcos Alonso, César Azpilicueta, Kai Havertz, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Hakim Ziyech.
Subs: Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Marcus Bettinelli, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, Christian Pulisic, Trevoh Chalobah, Malang Sarr, Harvey Vale.
Match Updates :
56’- Ziyech opens the scoring for Chelsea
Wolfsburg vs Salzburg 2-1 FT
Wolfsburg
Casteels (c) - Lacroix, Guilavogui, Brooks - Baku, Vranckx, Arnold, Otavio - L. Nmecha, Weghorst, Gerhardt
Subs: Pervan, Van de Ven, Steffen, Roussillon, Philipp, Mbabu, F. Nmecha, Lukebakio, Ginczek
Salzburg
Köhn - Kristensen, Onguene, Wöber, Ulmer (c) - Sucic, Camara, Seiwald - Aaronson - Adeyemi, Okafor
Subs: Mantl, Walke, Adamu, Bernede, Kjaergaard, Diambou, Solet, Ludewig, Sesko, Guindo, Bernardo
Match Updates :
3’- Baku opens the scoring for Wolfsburg
30’- Wöber equalises for Salzburg through a free kick
60’- Nmecha provides Wolfsburg the lead with his goal
Villarreal vs Young Boys - 2-0 FT
Villarreal
Gerónimo Rulli, Pau Torres, Raúl Albiol, Alfonso Pedraza, Mario, Étienne Capoue, Francis Coquelin, Dani Parejo, Boulaye Dia, Arnaut Danjuma, Yeremi Pino.
Subs: Sergio Asenjo, Vicente Iborra, Aïssa Mandi, Paco Alcácer, Manu Trigueros, Moi Gómez, Alberto Moreno, Rubén Peña, Pervis Estupiñán, Samu Chukwueze, Raba.
Young Boys
Guillaume Faivre, Sandro Lauper, Nicolas Bürgy, Ulisses Garcia, Silvan Hefti, Vincent Sierro, Michel Aebischer, Fabian Rieder, Christian Fassnacht, Nicolas Ngamaleu, Meschack Elia.
Subs: Miralem Sulejmani, Christopher Martins Pereira, Jordan Lefort, Jordan Pefok, Quentin Maceiras, Marvin Spielmann, Yannick Toure, Alexandre Jankewitz, Felix Mambimbi, Nico Maier, Leandro Zbinden, Abdullah Laidani.
Match Updates :
36’- [Capoue opens the scoring for
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Crystal Palace vs Spurs 3-0 FT
Crystal Palace
Vicente Guaita, Marc Guehi, Joachim Andersen, Tyrick Mitchell, Joel Ward, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Conor Gallagher, Christian Benteke, Jordan Ayew, Wilfried Zaha.
Subs: James Tomkins, Martin Kelly, Nathaniel Clyne, Jack Butland, Luka Milivojevic, Will Hughes, Jairo Riedewald, Odsonne Edouard, Michael Olise.
Spurs
Hugo Lloris, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilón, Emerson, Oliver Skipp, Harry Winks, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, Harry Kane, Dele Alli, Lucas Moura.
Subs: Ben Davies, Matt Doherty, Pierluigi Gollini, Joe Rodon, Tanguy Ndombele, Tobi Omole, Dilan Kumar Markanday, Bryan Gil, Dane Scarlett.
Match Updates:
12’- Dier injured and replaced by Rodon.
53’- Zaha and Tanganga yellow card
58’- Second yellow card for Tanganga
60’- Davies replaces Winks.
76’- Zaha scores penalty
83’- Edouard making his Palace debut.
84’- Edouard scores within 27 seconds of his debut
90+3’- Edouard scores another one on his debut
Watford vs Wolves- 0-2 FT
Watford
Daniel Bachmann, Francisco Sierralta, William Troost-Ekong, Peter Etebo, Danny Rose, Jeremy Ngakia, Juraj Kucka, Moussa Sissoko, Emmanuel Dennis, Ismaïla Sarr, Joshua King.
Subs: Robert Elliot, Craig Cathcart, Tom Cleverley, Christian Kabasele, Ozan Tufan, Ken Sema, Adam Masina, Cucho Hernández, Imran Louza.
Wolves
José Sá, Conor Coady, Romain Saïss, Max Kilman, João Moutinho, Rúben Neves, Fernando Marçal, Nélson Semedo, Raúl Jiménez, Adama Traoré, Francisco Trincão.
Subs: John Ruddy, Willy Boly, Leander Dendoncker, Daniel Podence, Hwang Hee-Chan, Rayan Aït-Nouri, Ki-Jana Hoever, Fábio Silva, Yerson Mosquera.
Match Updates:
74’- Sierralta scored an own goal, Wolves leading.
83’- Hwang scores on his debut for Wolves
Brentford vs Brighton- 0-1 FT
Brentford
David Raya, Pontus Jansson, Ethan Pinnock, Kristoffer Ajer, Vitaly Janelt, Shandon Baptiste, Christian Norgaard, Rico Henry, Sergi Canós, Ivan Toney, Bryan Mbeumo.
Subs: Álvaro Fernández, Mathias Jorgensen, Yoane Wissa, Mathias Jensen, Saman Ghoddos, Marcus Forss, Mads Roerslev, Frank O
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Atalanta vs Young Boys - 1-0 FT
Atalanta
Musso; Toloi, Demiral, Djimsiti; Zappacosta, De Roon, Freuler, Gosens; Pessina; Malinovskyi, Duvan Zapata
Subs : Rossi, Sportiello, Maehle, Koopmeiners, Muriel, Pezzella, Scalvini, Miranchuk, Lovato, Ilicic, Pasalic, Piccoli
Young Boys
Von Ballmoos; Hefti, Camara, Lauper, Garcia; Martins Pereira, Sierro; Elia, Aebischer, Ngamaleu; Siebatcheu
Subs: Laidani, Faivre, Spielmann, Kanga, Sulejmani, Jankewitz, Burgy, Mambimbi, Maceiras, Lefort, Rieder
Match Updates :
68’- Pessina opens the score for Atalanta
Zenit vs Malmö - 4-0 FT
Zenit
Stanislav Kritsyuk, Dmitriy Chistyakov, Yaroslav Rakitskiy, Wilmar Barrios, Wendel, Daler Kuzyaev, Douglas Santos, Alex Sutormin, Artem Dzyuba, Claudinho, Malcom.
Subs : Dejan Lovren, Mikhail Kerzhakov, Aleksandr Erokhin, Sardar Azmoun, Danil Krugovoi, Andrei Mostovoy, Daniil Kuznetsov, Danila Khotulev, Kirill Kravtsov, David Byazrov.
Malmö
Johan Dahlin, Lasse Nielsen, Anel Ahmedhodzic, Franz Brorsson, Eric Larsson, Anders Christiansen, Innocent Bonke, Erdal Rakip, Jo Inge Berget, Veljko Birmancevic, Antonio-Mirko Colak.
Subs : Martin Olsson, Sergio Peña, Peter Gwargis, Adi Nalic, Malik Abubakari, Noah Eile, Sebastian Nanasi, Melker Ellborg, Ismael Diarra Diawara.
Match Updates:
9’- Claudinho opens the scoring for Zenit
49’- Kuzyayev scores another for Zenit
53’- Malmö defender Ahmedhodzic gets a straight red card
80’- Sutormin scores the third goal for Zenit
90+4’- Wendel scores the fourth goal for Zenit to seal off their huge win over Malmö
Wolfsburg vs Sevilla - 1-1 FT
Wolfsburg
Koen Casteels, Sebastiaan Bornauw, Maxence Lacroix, Jérôme Roussillon, Kevin Mbabu, Dodi Lukebakio, Maximilian Arnold, Josuha Guilavogui, Wout Weghorst, Renato Steffen, Bote Baku.
Subs : Daniel Ginczek, Pavao Pervan, Yannick Gerhardt, Luca Waldschmidt, Maximilian Philipp, Niklas Klinger, Lukas Nmecha, Felix Nmecha, Aster Vranckx, Mickey van de Ven.
Sevilla Bono, Diego Carlos, Jules Koundé, Marcos Acuña, Jesús Navas, Alejandro Gómez, Joan Jordán, Fernando, Rafa Mir, Lucas Ocampos, Suso.
Subs : Ivan Rakitic, Erik Lamela, Thomas Delaney, Karim R
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Andreas Christensen, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta, Jorginho, Mateo Kovacic, Marcos Alonso, Reece James, Romelu Lukaku, Hakim Ziyech, Mason Mount.
Subs: Thiago Silva, Ross Barkley, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Saúl Ñíguez, Ruben Loftus-Cheek, Timo Werner, Ben Chilwell, Trevoh Chalobah, Kai Havertz, Malang Sarr, Callum Hudson-Odoi, Lucas Bergstrom.
Zenit St Petersburg
Stanislav Kritsyuk, Yaroslav Rakitskiy, Dmitriy Chistyakov, Wilmar Barrios, Douglas Santos, Alex Sutormin, Daler Kuzyaev, Wendel, Claudinho, Malcom, Sardar Azmoun.
Subs: Artem Dzyuba, Mikhail Kerzhakov, Aleksandr Erokhin, Danil Krugovoi, Andrei Mostovoy, Daniil Odoevskiy, Danila Khotulev, Kirill Kravtsov.
Competition: Premier League | Date: December 26, 2021
Kick off: 15:00 (Europe/London) | Venue: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Referee: Jonathan Moss, England | FT: 90' Tottenham 3-0 Crystal Palace
Formation: 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: H. Lloris, D. Sánchez, Reguilón, J. Tanganga, Emerson, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura, P. Højbjerg, E. Dier, O. Skipp, H. Kane
Substitutes: S. Bergwijn, Bryan Gil, T. Ndombèlé, B. Davies, J. Rodon, H. Winks, D. Alli, P. Gollini, M. Doherty
Coach: A. Conte
Formation: 4-3-3
Starting XI: J. Butland, J. Tomkins, J. Ward, J. Andersen, T. Mitchell, C. Kouyaté, W. Hughes, C. Gallagher, J. Ayew, W. Zaha, O. Édouard
Substitutes: J. Mateta, J. Schlupp, N. Ferguson, M. Guéhi, M. Kelly, R. Matthews, J. Riedewald
Coach: P. Vieira
Tottenham | 3 - 0 | Crystal Palace |
---|---|---|
60% | Ball Possession | 40% |
17 | Total Shots | 4 |
6 | Shots On Target | 0 |
6 | Shots Off Target | 2 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
11 | Shots Inside Box | 3 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 1 |
4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
16 | Fouls | 10 |
1 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
592 | Passes | 396 |
538 (91%) | Accurate Passes | 327 (83%) |
0' KICKOFF!
26' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
32' GOAL! Scored by H. Kane (Tottenham)
34' GOAL! Scored by Lucas Moura (Tottenham)
37' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
37' Red Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
45' Yellow Card for J. Tomkins (Crystal Palace)
64' Substitution: J. Mateta for O. Édouard (Crystal Palace)
66' Substitution: S. Bergwijn for H. Kane (Tottenham)
69' Yellow Card for D. Sánchez (Tottenham)
74' GOAL! Scored by Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
76' Substitution: Bryan Gil for Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
77' Substitution: J. Schlupp for C. Gallagher (Crystal Palace)
79' Substitution: T. Ndombèlé for P. Højbjerg (Tottenham)
83' Substitution: N. Ferguson for T. Mitchell (Crystal Palace)
90' Match whistled off
Player | Rating | Mins | Shots | Tackles | Passes | Duels | Dribbles |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Lucas Moura | 9 | 93 | 4 | 1 | 30 | 8 | 2 |
Emerson Royal | 7.9 | 93 | 1 | 5 | 52 | 15 | 4 |
Heung-Min Son | 7.9 | 76 | 2 | 1 | 29 | 7 |
Match Info:
Date: January 09, 2022
Time: 18:45 (Etc/GMT+1)
Venue: Groupama Stadium
Referee: Francois Letexier, France
Recent form
Lyon: LWDDWL
Paris Saint Germain: WDWLWW
Lineups:
Lyon - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Anthony Lopes, Damien Da Silva, Jérôme Boateng, Castello Lukeba, Léo Dubois, Bruno Guimarães, Maxence Caqueret, Emerson Palmieri, Lucas Paquetá, Houssem Aouar, Moussa Dembélé
Substitutes: Julian Pollersbeck, Malo Gusto, Henrique, Rayan Cherki, Habib Keita, Xherdan Shaqiri, Bradley Barcola
Coach: -
Paris Saint Germain - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Keylor Navas, Colin Dagba, Marquinhos, Presnel Kimpembe, Nuno Mendes, Ander Herrera, Leandro Paredes, Marco Verratti, Georginio Wijnaldum, Mauro Icardi, Kylian Mbappé
Substitutes: Sergio Rico, Sergio Ramos, Juan Bernat, El Chadaille Bitshiabu, Thilo Kehrer, Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe, Ismael Gharbi, Édouard Michut, Xavi Simons
Coach: -
Match Stats:
Lyon | Paris Saint Germain | |
---|---|---|
11 | Total Shots | 15 |
4 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
10 | Shots inside box | 7 |
1 | Shots outside box | 8 |
18 | Fouls | 13 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 7 |
0 | Offsides | 2 |
32% | Ball Possession | 68% |
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
326 | Total passes | 695 |
81% | Passes % | 91% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
7' GOAL! Scored by Lucas Paquetá (Lyon)
43' Yellow Card for M. Verratti (Paris Saint Germain)
90' Match whistled off
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#[Ligue 1 - 2021/2022 - Matchday 20] #FT: 90' Lyon 1-1 Paris Saint Germain
Match Info:
Date: January 09, 2022
Time: 19:45 (UTC) - [When does it kick off my time?](https://www.starts-at.com/e/?iso=2022-01-09T19:45&00:00&title=Lyon vs Paris Saint Germain)
Venue: Groupama Stadium
Referee: Francois Letexier, France
Recent form
Lyon: LWDDWL
Paris Saint Germain: WDWLWW
Lineups:
Lyon - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: Anthony Lopes, Damien Da Silva, Jérôme Boateng, Castello Lukeba, Léo Dubois, Bruno Guimarães, Maxence Caqueret, Emerson Palmieri, Lucas Paquetá, Houssem Aouar, Moussa Dembélé
Substitutes: Julian Pollersbeck, Malo Gusto, Henrique, Rayan Cherki, Habib Keita, Xherdan Shaqiri, Bradley Barcola
Coach: -
Paris Saint Germain - 4-3-3
Starting XI: Keylor Navas, Colin Dagba, Marquinhos, Presnel Kimpembe, Nuno Mendes, Ander Herrera, Leandro Paredes, Marco Verratti, Georginio Wijnaldum, Mauro Icardi, Kylian Mbappé
Substitutes: Sergio Rico, Sergio Ramos, Juan Bernat, El Chadaille Bitshiabu, Thilo Kehrer, Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe, Ismael Gharbi, Édouard Michut, Xavi Simons
Coach: -
Match Stats:
Lyon | Paris Saint Germain | |
---|---|---|
4 | Shots On Goal | 3 |
4 | Shots Off Goal | 9 |
10 | Shots inside box | 7 |
1 | Shots outside box | 8 |
11 | Total Shots | 15 |
3 | Blocked Shots | 3 |
17 | Fouls | 12 |
2 | Corner Kicks | 7 |
0 | Offsides | 2 |
31% | Ball Possession | 69% |
2 | Yellow Cards | 2 |
0 | Red Cards | 0 |
2 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
322 | Total passes | 693 |
262 | Pass accuracy | 633 |
81% | Passes % | 91% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
7' GOAL! Scored by Lucas Paquetá (Lyon)
43' Yellow Card for M. Verratti (Paris Saint Germain)
90' Match whistled off
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#[Premier League - 2021/2022 - Matchday 19] #FT: 90' Tottenham 3-0 Crystal Palace
Match Info:
Date: December 26, 2021
Time: 15:00 (UTC) - [When does it kick off my time?](https://www.starts-at.com/e/?iso=2021-12-26T15:00&00:00&title=Tottenham vs Crystal Palace)
Venue: Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
Referee: Jonathan Moss, England
Recent form
Tottenham: LWWLLL
Crystal Palace: DDDDLW
Lineups:
Tottenham - 3-4-2-1
Starting XI: H. Lloris, D. Sánchez, Reguilón, J. Tanganga, Emerson, Son Heung-Min, Lucas Moura, P. Højbjerg, E. Dier, O. Skipp, H. Kane
Substitutes: S. Bergwijn, Bryan Gil, T. Ndombèlé, B. Davies, J. Rodon, H. Winks, D. Alli, P. Gollini, M. Doherty
Coach: A. Conte
Crystal Palace - 4-3-3
Starting XI: J. Butland, J. Tomkins, J. Ward, J. Andersen, T. Mitchell, C. Kouyaté, W. Hughes, C. Gallagher, J. Ayew, W. Zaha, O. Édouard
Substitutes: J. Mateta, J. Schlupp, N. Ferguson, M. Guéhi, M. Kelly, R. Matthews, J. Riedewald
Coach: P. Vieira
Match Stats:
Tottenham | Crystal Palace | |
---|---|---|
6 | Shots On Goal | 0 |
6 | Shots Off Goal | 2 |
11 | Shots inside box | 3 |
6 | Shots outside box | 1 |
17 | Total Shots | 4 |
5 | Blocked Shots | 2 |
16 | Fouls | 10 |
4 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
1 | Offsides | 0 |
60% | Ball Possession | 40% |
1 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
0 | Goalkeeper Saves | 3 |
574 | Total passes | 385 |
520 | Pass accuracy | 318 |
91% | Passes % | 83% |
Match events
0' KICKOFF!
26' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
32' GOAL! Scored by H. Kane (Tottenham)
34' GOAL! Scored by Lucas Moura (Tottenham)
37' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
37' Red Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
45' Yellow Card for J. Tomkins (Crystal Palace)
64' Substitution: J. Mateta for O. Édouard (Crystal Palace)
66' Substitution: S. Bergwijn for H. Kane (Tottenham)
69' Yellow Card for D. Sánchez (Tottenham)
74' GOAL! Scored by Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
76' Substitution: Bryan Gil for Son Heung-Min (Tottenham)
77' Substitution: J. Schlupp for C. Gallagher (Crystal Palace)
79' Substitution: T. Ndombèlé for P. Højbjerg (Tottenham)
83' Substitution: N. Ferguson for T. Mitchell (Crystal Palace)
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Competition: Premier League | Date: September 11, 2021
Kick off: 12:30 (Europe/London) | Venue: Selhurst Park
Referee: Jonathan Moss, England | FT: 90' Crystal Palace 3-0 Tottenham
Crystal Palace: DDL
Tottenham: WWW
Formation: 4-3-3
Starting XI: Vicente Guaita, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Conor Gallagher, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Jordan Ayew, Christian Benteke, Wilfried Zaha
Substitutes: Jack Butland, Nathaniel Clyne, Martin Kelly, James Tomkins, Will Hughes, Luka Milivojević, Michael Olise, Jaïro Riedewald, Odsonne Édouard
Coach: P. Vieira
Formation: 4-3-2-1
Starting XI: Hugo Lloris, Emerson Royal, Japhet Tanganga, Eric Dier, Sergio Reguilón, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Oliver Skipp, Harry Winks, Lucas Moura, Dele Alli, Harry Kane
Substitutes: Pierluigi Gollini, Ben Davies, Joe Rodon, Tobi Omole, Matt Doherty, Bryan Gil, Tanguy Ndombélé, Dilan Markanday, Dane Scarlett
Coach: Nuno Espírito Santo
Crystal Palace | 3 - 0 | Tottenham |
---|---|---|
62% | Ball Possession | 38% |
18 | Total Shots | 2 |
4 | Shots On Target | 1 |
7 | Shots Off Target | 1 |
7 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
12 | Shots Inside Box | 1 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 1 |
8 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
0 | Offsides | 0 |
13 | Fouls | 15 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
487 | Passes | 307 |
406 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 226 (74%) |
0' KICKOFF!
12' Substitution: J. Rodon for E. Dier (Tottenham)
53' Yellow Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
54' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
58' Yellow Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
58' Red Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
60' Substitution: B. Davies for H. Winks (Tottenham)
67' Substitution: L. Milivojević for C. Kouyaté (Crystal Palace)
75' Penalty scored by W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
82' Yellow Card for Lucas Moura (Tottenham)
84' Substitution: O. Édouard for C. Benteke (Crystal Palace)
84' GOAL! Scored by O. Édouard (Crystal Palace)
87' Substitution: M. Olise for J. Ayew (Crystal Palace)
89' Yellow Card for C. Gallagher (Crystal Palace)
90' GOAL for Crystal Palace
90' Match whistled off
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Competition: Premier League | Date: September 11, 2021
Kick off: 12:30 (Europe/London) | Venue: Selhurst Park
Referee: Jonathan Moss, England | FT: 90' Crystal Palace 3-0 Tottenham
Formation: 4-3-3
Starting XI: Vicente Guaita, Joel Ward, Joachim Andersen, Marc Guéhi, Tyrick Mitchell, Conor Gallagher, Cheikhou Kouyaté, James McArthur, Jordan Ayew, Christian Benteke, Wilfried Zaha
Substitutes: Jack Butland, Nathaniel Clyne, Martin Kelly, James Tomkins, Will Hughes, Luka Milivojević, Michael Olise, Jaïro Riedewald, Odsonne Édouard
Coach: P. Vieira
Formation: 4-3-2-1
Starting XI: Hugo Lloris, Emerson Royal, Japhet Tanganga, Eric Dier, Sergio Reguilón, Pierre-Emile Højbjerg, Oliver Skipp, Harry Winks, Lucas Moura, Dele Alli, Harry Kane
Substitutes: Pierluigi Gollini, Ben Davies, Joe Rodon, Tobi Omole, Matt Doherty, Bryan Gil, Tanguy Ndombélé, Dilan Markanday, Dane Scarlett
Coach: Nuno Espírito Santo
Crystal Palace | 3 - 0 | Tottenham |
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62% | Ball Possession | 38% |
18 | Total Shots | 2 |
4 | Shots On Target | 1 |
7 | Shots Off Target | 1 |
7 | Blocked Shots | 0 |
12 | Shots Inside Box | 1 |
6 | Shots Outside Box | 1 |
8 | Corner Kicks | 2 |
0 | Offsides | 0 |
13 | Fouls | 15 |
2 | Yellow Cards | 3 |
0 | Red Cards | 1 |
1 | Goalkeeper Saves | 1 |
487 | Passes | 307 |
406 (83%) | Accurate Passes | 226 (74%) |
0' KICKOFF!
12' Substitution: J. Rodon for E. Dier (Tottenham)
53' Yellow Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
54' Yellow Card for W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
58' Yellow Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
58' Red Card for J. Tanganga (Tottenham)
60' Substitution: B. Davies for H. Winks (Tottenham)
67' Substitution: L. Milivojević for C. Kouyaté (Crystal Palace)
75' Penalty scored by W. Zaha (Crystal Palace)
82' Yellow Card for Lucas Moura (Tottenham)
84' Substitution: O. Édouard for C. Benteke (Crystal Palace)
84' GOAL! Scored by O. Édouard (Crystal Palace)
87' Substitution: M. Olise for J. Ayew (Crystal Palace)
89' Yellow Card for C. Gallagher (Crystal Palace)
90' GOAL for Crystal Palace
90' Match whistled off
|Player|Rating|Mins |Shots|Tackles|Passes|Duels |Dribbles
... keep reading on reddit ➡####Chelsea scorers: Hakim Ziyech (16', 49')
####Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Lucas Moura (56'), Steven Bergwijn (70')
Venue: Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Kurt Zouma (Ruben Loftus-Cheek), Antonio Rüdiger (Ethan Ampadu), Trevor Chalobah (Matt Miazga), Mateo Kovacic (Faustino Anjorin), N'Golo Kanté (Tiemoué Bakayoko), Marcos Alonso (Kenedy), Callum Hudson-Odoi (Christian Pulisic), Timo Werner (Malang Sarr), Kai Havertz (Davide Zappacosta), Hakim Ziyech (Tammy Abraham).
Subs: Michy Batshuayi, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Marcus Bettinelli.
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Tottenham Hotspur
Pierluigi Gollini, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilón (Ben Davies), Matt Doherty (Serge Aurier), Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (Harry Winks), Dele Alli, Oliver Skipp, Son Heung-Min, Steven Bergwijn (Dane Scarlett), Lucas Moura.
Subs: Moussa Sissoko, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Alfie Whiteman, Joe Rodon, Jack Clarke, Tobi Omole, Nile John.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
16' Goal! Chelsea 1, Tottenham Hotspur 0. Hakim Ziyech (Chelsea) left footed shot from outside the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by N'Golo Kanté following a fast break.
45' On: Christian Pulisic|Off: Callum Hudson-Odoi
45' Substitution, Chelsea. Tiemoué Bakayoko replaces N'Golo Kanté.
45' On: Harry Winks|Off: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
56' Lucas Moura Goal
63' On: Tammy Abraham|Off: Hakim Ziyech
63' On: Malang Sarr|Off: Timo Werner
... keep reading on reddit ➡#FT: Chelsea 2-2 Tottenham Hotspur
Chelsea scorers: Hakim Ziyech (16', 49')
Tottenham Hotspur scorers: Lucas Moura (56'), Steven Bergwijn (70')
Venue: Stamford Bridge
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Chelsea
Édouard Mendy, Kurt Zouma (Ruben Loftus-Cheek), Antonio Rüdiger (Ethan Ampadu), Trevor Chalobah (Matt Miazga), Mateo Kovacic (Faustino Anjorin), N'Golo Kanté (Tiemoué Bakayoko), Marcos Alonso (Kenedy), Callum Hudson-Odoi (Christian Pulisic), Timo Werner (Malang Sarr), Kai Havertz (Davide Zappacosta), Hakim Ziyech (Tammy Abraham).
Subs: Michy Batshuayi, Kepa Arrizabalaga, Marcus Bettinelli.
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Tottenham Hotspur
Pierluigi Gollini, Eric Dier, Japhet Tanganga, Sergio Reguilón (Ben Davies), Matt Doherty (Serge Aurier), Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg (Harry Winks), Dele Alli, Oliver Skipp, Son Heung-Min, Steven Bergwijn (Dane Scarlett), Lucas Moura.
Subs: Moussa Sissoko, Cameron Carter-Vickers, Alfie Whiteman, Joe Rodon, Jack Clarke, Tobi Omole, Nile John.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
45' Substitution, Chelsea. Christian Pulisic replaces Callum Hudson-Odoi.
45' On: Tiemoué Bakayoko|Off: N'Golo Kanté
45' On: Harry Winks|Off: Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
63' On: Tammy Abraham|Off: Hakim Ziyech
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Malang Sarr replaces Timo Werner.
63' On: Davide Zappacosta|Off: Kai Havertz
63' On: Kenedy|Off: Marcos Alonso
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Faustino Anjorin replaces Mateo Kovacic.
63' Substitution, Chelsea. Ruben Loftus-Cheek replaces Kurt Zouma.
64' On: Ethan Ampadu|Off: Antonio Rüdiger
73' Substitution, Tottenham Hotspur. Ben Davies replaces Sergio Reguilón.
80' On: Matt Miazga|Off: Trevor Chalobah
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Venue: National Arena, Bucharest, Romania
Referee: Dr. Felix Brych (Germany)
Starting XI: (3-4-2-1) Jan Oblak; Felipe, Mario Hermoso, Stefan Savic; Marcos Llorente, Koke, Thomas Lemar, Saul; Angel Correa, João Félix; Luis Suarez
Subs: Vitolo, Geoffrey Kondogbia, Ivo Grbic, Moussa Dembélé, Lucas Torreira, Miguel San Román, Renan Lodi, Álvaro García, Sergio Camello, Ricard Sánchez Sendra.
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Starting XI: (3-4-2-1) Édouard Mendy; Andreas Christensen, Antonio Rüdiger, César Azpilicueta; Callum Hudson-Odoi, Mateo Kovacic, Jorginho, Marcos Alonso; Mason Mount, Timo Werner, Olivier Giroud
Subs: Wilfredo Caballero, Emerson, Kurt Zouma, Kepa Arrizabalaga, N'Golo Kanté, Hakim Ziyech, Reece James, Ben Chilwell, Christian Pulisic, Kai Havertz, Tammy Abraham, Billy Gilmour.
Teams are in the tunnel, which means kickoff is imminent!
1' KICKOFF! We are underway!
1' Mount is swiftly booked for a foul on Felix. He'll miss leg two
7' Chelsea have the majority of the early possession here.
8' Mount's corner is headed away by the first man
9' Alonso with a crucial defensive header to steer it away from Correa. Corner Atletico, comes to nothing
12' Christensen with an effort from distance that goes well over
14' Suarez dispossess Rudiger and his cross reaches Lemar, who fires wide
15' Hudson-Odoi's cross is nearly met by Werner, but he can't get a toe on it. Throw in for Atleti
17' Werner goes down in the Atleti penalty area, nothing give by the referee
19' Werner wins a corner for Chelsea. Comes to nothing.
25' Alonso's shot is smothered by Oblak
28' Lemar is beside himself as he is called for a handball
34' Lemar's chipped ball towards Suarez is too heavy and gives Chelsea a goal kick
39' SAVE OBLAK ON WERNER - the first big chance of the match
41' Chelsea counter through Alonso and his cross is sent over by Mount
42' Superb covering from Rudiger to deny Suarez.
45' Good link up play between Mount and Hudson-Odoi leads to a Chelsea corner
45+1' One minute added on. The corner comes to nothing
HALFTIME
Atletico Madrid 0 Chelsea 0
46' Second half is unde
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