If you struggle with a windsor knot...

does that make you a tie fighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vader2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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My dad just sent me this. " Today's Windsor Star says that Wiz Khalifa was arrested for public urination behind a bar in the United States."

"Seriously, Wiz!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixMontague
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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A construction worker goes to a fancy restaurant and his a dress code problem.

The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:

Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.

The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.

Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.

The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.

Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.

The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.

Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.

Just don't try to start something....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinnieTheEeyore
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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And the best neckwear award goes to...

Oh wait, it’s a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackish_Matt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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What has red hair, lives in a Fantasy world and all the girls love him?

Archie Windsor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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I think ill make a perfect dad

Texting my girlfriend, asking her what kind of knot I should use on my tie.

Her: I dont know? Really you could do both.

Me: hmm... maybe, maybe knot. Its tied either way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chemicallytall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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My dad emailed me this joke...

This guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place." Our hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found. In desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a Windsor knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says...

"Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realhighpockets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2015
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