What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?

Whizdom

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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So my wife is getting some medical tests done (we’re expecting our second child) and had to bring home a urine sample cup to fill up and bring back to the clinic the next day.

She asks me to bring it drop it off at the lab for her and I ask, β€œwhere do I drop it off?”

She says, β€œGo in the front door and there’s a little desk that you -β€œ

β€œDon’t you mean a LITTLE STOOL!?”

... I hope you guys enjoy that as much as I did. True story happened today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorhckmn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...

I think it’s BP.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cartman8764
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call a squirt gun with urine in it...

A piss-tol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopHatLlama353
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Son: Dad! Why are you drinking urine!

Dad: It’s not URine it’s MYine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgc2005
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Urine trouble if you hold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What do you call a sorcerer who only deals in urine magic?

A whizzard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpy_Dog007
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Urine Danger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FutureTheFuture
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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urine
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ftejadal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Urine for a treat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztimmmy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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If your here for pee jokes, urine luck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/billibob2283
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What's the opposite of urine?

I'm out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaisonVTR
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Diagnosis: Urine in a lot of trouble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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A company that performs tests on urine samples turned a large profit in the last several months

They had a great piss-cal year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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looks like urine trouble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoffeeBoi123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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We were driving across state over the holidays and my 4 year old tells us she has to pee. We just happened to be almost to an exit with several gas stations to take her. I proudly proclaimed β€˜Urine luck! There are plenty of places to go at this exit!’ Sadly, I only got an eye roll from my wife.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beergelden
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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What do you call a French man with urine on his head?

Pierre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wozard-of-iz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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If you have trouble peeing, Urine trouble
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njacy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Bad dog, Wee wee outside. Now urine trouble.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BossRediter87
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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If you subscribed to this subreddit for pee puns, urine luck my friend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2018
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Boss: Would you be able to pass a urine test?

Me: No problem. Distance or accuracy?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__Odelay__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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At the University, I used to make videos of urine at different resolutions.

I even got a pee HD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Broke my arm and ended up in hospital. The doctor told me she would have to take a urine sample.

I asked her if she was taking the piss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmy0007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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If what's in a bladder is called urine...

..shouldn't it be called urout once you take a piss?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2016
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My doctor keeps losing my urine samples and asking for more

He’s really taking the piss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fronkstain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I drink way too much, my doctor asked me for a urine sample..

There was an olive in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The--Fonz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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What's your favorite thing about urine?

Urine the joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/must_play_rust
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
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Urine-nation would be a great name for urinal installation company
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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Phosphorus was originally discovered by Hennig Brand by evaporating urine.

He found P in pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiiba
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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An alchemist tried to distill gold out of urine

He went around collecting urine from taverns all around until he had huge vats of it. He boiled it down to try and get the gold from out of the liquid. When he has it all boiled away, he looks at what he has and realizes it isn't gold, but instead what we now know as phosphorus.

That's why phosphorus is on the periodic table under "P."

A story my dad just told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyborg_Nate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080 Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?

1080 pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aldo712
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call crystal-clear urine?

1080P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpb11223344
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a water gun filled with urine?

A piss-tol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasilyAmused24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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