Hilarious Troller Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My 9yo daughter was lying on the couch cuddling with our new kitten. “It’s time for bed,” I said.

“I don’t want to get up,” she replied. “Will you carry me?

“No,” I replied. “Get up and go to bed.”

“But I’m too tired. Carry Me?”

“No! You’re like 90 pounds now. You’re too heavy.” I said.

“Well then, pretend I’m the kitten,” she said and grinned.

So I picked up the squirt bottle and sprayed her in the face.

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📅︎ May 30 2018

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