I went into a Gamestop, but they weren't selling anything but chewing tobacco

So I bought the dip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiznaibus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Imagine a world where monkeys have given up tobacco.

Planet of the Vapes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spatzekoar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What Tobacco Product Did the Ancient Mesopotamians Smoke?

Ziggurats!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoggekTheSavage
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I work with an Asian co-worker who dips tobacco...

His name is Mr. Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aznkracr518
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do you call an ape made from tobacco?

A cigorilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Apparently the grammar on tobacco packaging costs money.

My friend was very annoyed about the extra he had to pay for the "syn-tax".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shelvac2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Bono is still struggling to kick his smokeless tobacco habit...

He can't live with or without chew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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What did the guy at the tobacco store say to the guy who came in right before they closed for the night?

You got here just in the nicotime!

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Pride and joy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehawkplays
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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So my dad left for cigarettes and never came back

I guess he had tobacco-out of the relationship

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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The new Double Wookie Burger at the Mos Eisley Cantina is a disappointment.

It’s two Chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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There's a town in MN named Motley...

Which means that for an hour in the car on the way to a Montana ski trip my dad and I went back-and-forth talking about it. (Source: I'm also a dad)

They have a factory that makes church benches. The famous Motley Pew.

They have their own brand of beer: The Motley Brew.

Stop by the diner for some Motley Stew.

Worst smokeless tobacco product ever: Motley Chew.

There's only one non-Christian in the whole town: The Motley Jew.

The town copyrighted their official town color: Motley Blue.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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