I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
Pleasantly prepared punchline! The Argyle Sweater for 5/13/21
The Argyle Sweater for 3/31/21
Holy Batastrophe! The Argyle Sweater for 5/21/21
May the Fourth be with you! Today’s Argyle Sweater, 5/4/21
The Argyle Sweater for the weekend of 4/17/2021-4/18/2021
My new sweater kept building up static and shocking people.
So I exchanged it for another free of charge.
It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
Just finished watching a film about a serial killer who dresses up in brightly coloured sweaters....
It's called 'Knitwear On Elm Street.'
Today’s Argyle Sweater for 3/26/21
Today’s Argyle Sweater 3/6/2021
You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?
Go to the corners because it's 90° there.
Today’s Argyle Sweater had me… in stitches.
My wife said I shouldn’t wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
I really hate wearing this wool sweater that my wife bought for me.
It makes me feel sheepish.
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
My daughter got me a “Canada “ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
“It’s aspirational “ she said.
Ooooof...
What did 50cent say to his grandma after she made him a sweater?
If a highly skilled bird lands on your father’s sweater...
That’s a pro sparrow on your fleecy dad. Looking forward to a happy 2021!
Why did the small pepper wear a sweater?
What's a cop's favorite type of sweater?
Did you know that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater?
Amazing, I didn't even know they could knit.
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
Why did the chef give a bird a sweater?
He wanted to make the duck confit.
What are you when you perspire in a sweater
The sweaters they gave to the photography students at my schoo
Perfect for sweater weather
A friend of mine made a sweater out of alphabet soup and a needle.
I asked "how'd you manage that one?"
He said, "it was easy once I put together a string of letters"
If your girlfriend borrows your sweater forever
The sweater my kids gave me last Christmas kept picking up static electricity…
So I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…free of charge.
My favorite Christmas sweater
Me: "Honey, have you seen my sweater"?
Wife: "I think you left it in the cardigan".
Why did the klepto only knit metal sweaters?
Why did the bartender put on a sweater?
She thought it was a little drafty.
My wife was picking feathers off my sweater...
and turns to me and asked, "have you been cheating on me with a bird?"
So I look at her right in the eye and said, "I swear... It was just a peck on the cheek."
She almost kicked me out of the house.
What did 50 Cent say to his grandma after she knitted him a sweater?
I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store
They gave me another one, free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
I got a new sweater that kept picking up static electricity.
So I took it back and exchanged it for another—free of charge.
My wife bought me a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to change it.
They replaced it with a new one, free of charge.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
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