My kid asked me if it's true that some species of Whale can grow up to 100 feet?

I said it's when they're really tired after swimming too long, they can use them to walk home instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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Scientists just found a new species of bears without ears. They are called...

B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle01016
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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Whats the healthiest species of amphibian? A saladmander.

Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?

A saladmander.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I like to lecture about the Cetacean Species by removing whales and dolphins from the equation.

It gives me porpoise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellaHellerson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkbuster_G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.

They are calling them meta-taters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Which species of ant is the biggest?

Giants!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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The US grows two different species of cherry trees

Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.

But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitwiseshiftleft
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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There is a species of frog that can jump higher than a 3 story house

This is due to the frog's incredibly strong hind legs, and the fact that a house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cornedbeefhash1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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You know what they say about picking the right species of Christmas Tree?

It's a huge Pine in the Ash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.

I guess they just find them irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HunterZX77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What is Blackbeard's favorite species of thistle cultivated as a food?

Arrrrtichokes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Scientists have discovered a new dinosaur species that inhabited East Asia.

Taiwanasaurus Rex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Fun fact: Axolotls our one of the only species to have a different name in their infancy.

Axolittles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReflexNL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Heard of the extinct species that used to cohabit with penguins?

They were called pencilguins but were tragically erased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lela_chan
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Why are the regular soldier ants the largest in their species?

Because they are G-I-ants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sq009
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My son said he knew all the dinosaur species and he named all of them.

I said " oh yeah, you forgot the Theasaurus "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Why are goats considered an advanced species?

They're always living on the bleating edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid8tive
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What species of bird is this?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobbitous
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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U know a type of our species tried to go vegan, they went extinct
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WHITEBLADE___
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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My daughter: What species of snail is this?

Me: Species is cargo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HateGettingGold
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I think the species is Traffica conesi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Fun fact: The Wendigo is just one of many similar sub species.

There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.

I like them medium rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loopystring
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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There was once a scientist doing research on some microscopic organisms. To his surprise he found out that a particular species was completely homosexual.

They're algae.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkDeathDragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What separates a canine family tree from other species?

The bark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcapz87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Why do killer whales never make friends with other species?

They're too orc'ward.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brendenmefford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.

Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeDandas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you know there is a new horse species with one eye and a horn?

It's called a unicornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhalesWails
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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A rival contestant cheated with a different species of bird at the beak measuring contest...

I thought to myself that toucan play at that game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What species of ants smell cleanest?

Deodorants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pappajay2001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Did you hear about the new species of ant they discovered? It's huge, doesn't have feet, and is scared milk.

They named it the lack toes n' taller ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedNutz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Which animal species is the most religious?

MONK-eys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bully90
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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There are over 200,000 animal species in the ocean.

Seems fishy but it's true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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What did the child say to try and communicate with the tangled rope alien species?

I kid, you knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRadishSpirit94
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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An orangutan at the zoo was reading two books: The Bible and Darwin’s The Origin of Species.

He was trying to figure out whether he is his brother’s keeper or his keeper’s brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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What species of fish has hair?

Hairing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FishyFishermen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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They should make a species of lemon called John Lemon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rageof_Theworld
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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On the origin of species...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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What bird species make the best thieves?

Robins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuietGiantWRX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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So a man discovered a new species of flower that smelled wonderful...

...and soon grew and sold thousands to florists around the world. He called the flowers Nomasia, both singular and plural. Soon, almost every field and house had Nomasia.

One day a man was found dead with Nomasia in his hand and a joke written on his shirt. A detective arrived at the scene and instantly saw the pun on the dead man's clothes. "What's that?" he asked an officer nearby. The officer answered, "Oh, that's just a pair o' Nomasia."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sp0yl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2016
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Some species of frog can jump higher than 3-story office buildings.

It's because of their immensely powerful hind legs, and the fact that office buildings cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LabeledAsALunatic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Scientists have recently discovered a new species of dinosaur that's really intelligent.

it's called a thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banana0vanna
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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New species of gazelle found jumps higher than the average house.

Mainly because the average house cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickfoxtail
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hidoshigo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I was led to believe a kipper was a species of fish...

... but it turns out that was a dead herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeckari
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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Whats the healthiest species of amphibian? A saladmander.

Whats the healthiest species of amphibian?

A saladmander.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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there is a species of Antelope that is capable of jumping higher than a house.

this is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact that a house cannot jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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