Sofa Couch Puns

A list of puns related to "Sofa Couch"

Need a couch? Have you tried Sofa Kings?

Their prices are Sofa King cheap!

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👤︎ u/mccreece
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”

I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Better sit down for this one
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👤︎ u/Razabeth
📅︎ Jun 26 2019
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Has this been posted here yet?
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👤︎ u/Mythoclast-
📅︎ May 01 2019
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I just lost 20% of my couch

Ouch

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👤︎ u/stickyfingerszippers
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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Me and my wife were on the sofa last night, getting all hot and steamy..

She whispered in my ear "Shall we take this upstairs"? I replied "Go on then, you grab this end and I'll get the other"

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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Man, I really love my furniture...

...me and my recliner go way back.

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👤︎ u/mkay1911
📅︎ Jun 20 2017
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I was in the furniture store this weekend

My husband and I sat down on one of the sofas and the sales guy said "You know, this is an Ellen DeGeneres." I looked at him, at bit puzzled, and said "I dunno, it looks more like a couch to me."

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👤︎ u/RadRac
📅︎ May 31 2017
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