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I submitted ten puns to a pun contest in hopes that one would win but no pun in ten did
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I have a friend who is not so tall. I like chatting with her, and it never takes too long. They are always short conversations.
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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired
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You got the buns i got the hotdogs
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your moms like multiple choice, i use the back door method!!
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What did bill say to the old man? bill you suck me
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And there was the crotchety old organ grinder who went around with a chimp on his shoulder--
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Energy is my current-cy!
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