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I'm always a little warey around sarcastic junkies. I'm always afraid of their needle.
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A starling was chirping away loudly on the branch of a very hung-over tree. The tree turned groggily to the bird and said "come on mate, leaf it out."
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Potatoes really aren't fans of salt and vinegar - the find the flavour too crisp.
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A peanut walks into a police station to make a complaint claiminghe was a salted.
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two pretzels were walking down the road one got a salted (assulted)
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a termite walks into a bar and asks "is the bar tender here?"
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I don't think the increase in bus ticket prices is very fare.
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The sea said to the sand, "are you shore?"
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